A Billion Views (Travie McCoy - Billionaire Parody)

Billionaire Parody - No keyboard cats were harmed in the making of this film. By http://www.DeadPandaComedy.com

Starring Monty Geer and Jonny Gorenc

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Lyrics

CHORUS
I wanna get a billion views so frickin' bad
Have all the subscribers one could have
I wanna be on the homepage of Reddit and Digg
Then I'll know I finally made it big

Oh every time I'd go online
My movie's got a million likes...yeah
100,000 views a night
Oh, youtube---id be a dream come true
If I had a billion views

VERSE 1:
Yeah I would have an ad like shamwow, make a stupid dance now
Like the numa numa dude, then I'll auto-tune the news
I'd probably try to do a cool little backflip
And fall right off the table like--- that one fat chick

Take away my son's warcraft and have him go bat shit
And show ya how to trick folks to think you're attractive
It's been a couple months since-- I've been rick rolled
So I'll just put up "zac efron naked!" and trick hoes

haha-- get it? and you gon hear me singing chocolate rain
I'll grow some emo hair and call myself dawson shane
Yeah-- and when I'm done with my video--
I'ma eat some waffle fries for free-- that's unforgivable!

CHORUS
Oh every time I'd go online
My view count would be just sublime...yeah
Most watched video all time
Oh, my....youtube---id be a dream come true
If I had a billion views

VERSE 2:
I would take a little kid to the dentist, use him for my benefit
exploit him cuz the medicine was messin with his head a bit
i could wear my pants on the ground and make a record quick
Or i could even say there's a rapist in my development

Yea and I would tell the world that they done goofed
Cuz I watched two girls 1 cup and I done puked
Id probably beg for ya'll to just leave Britney Spears alone
That would be more amazing than a double rainbow

And not a single person would vote my
Video thumbs down cuz they'd know that it's so fly
I know we all have a similar dream
Go in your pocket, pull out ya camera turn it on and let to stream

CHORUS
I wanna get a billion views so frickin' bad
Even though it's getting kind of sad
I wanna lose my virginity, and find a pretty chick
I bet that bastard Fred gets laid so quick

(Whatup youtube???)

My life is turning to pretend
You see it through my camera lens
But I still don't have any friends
Oh, my...youtube---Id be a dream come true
If I had a billion views
If I had a billion views

I want to get a billion views so frickin' bad

Category:

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[zoomiesz]

thumbs up if smosh sent you here :)

[devonf9]

YOU DESERVE A BILLION VIEWS

[StargateMunky]

There' less ympathy for people with everything handed to them on a silver platter

[MrRalejandrez]

that guy looks like the one from spiderman

[SKtheWay]

Just so you all know, my friend Charles Mantione is the singing voice in this song. Thank you for tagging him in it. Oh...wait....that didnt happen.

[Xxfasoo0oolyxX]

you deserve a billion views and i'm one of your viewers and subscribers

[TheSworth5]

Why the hell is this song not that popular? It's fantastic

[salaamthebody]

i'm surprised this hasn't even gotten a million views. even half a million. The internet is a cruel, cruel place.

[Ty43219CPV]

THUMBS UP FOR THE PANDA!!

[LittleMissInsane1]

watch this vid 3 times and EVENTUALLY they will have a billion views...just sayin d^_^b

[jSawatzky21]

subscibe to me and ill subscribe back!