Bernard's Watch - Play Time (1 of 2)

Lucy is starring in the school play and everything seems to be going okay untill disaster happens and Jeremy falls of the stage and breaks his leg so Lucy decides to ask for Bernard's help however when Auntie Jane tells her Bernard was in a play once and forget his line will everything be alright on the night?

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[2000Crumpet]

'I don't like being in plays, i've never liked being in plays and i hate being in plays'.... doesn't that all kind of mean the same thing?..

[jasonismyhomie]

@harveyderf You don't say! I KNEW something sordid was going on, b/c @4:38 he either is caught mid wank, is popping a boner, or has dropped a turd in that thar bathtub. Though there was a distinct "plop" like sound, my money is on the boner/wank combo. He naturally is quick to acquiesce to Lucy's request b/c I'm sure he was close to blowing his wad & wished to finish himself off. If the cast & crew weren't there, I'm sure Lucy would happily roll up her sleeves & oblige to help Bernard out here!

[BoDuke1231]

If there is ever another one of these episodes please, for god's sake label it Hammer Time. You've got everything from space time to play time, and hammer time would be fucking hillarious XD

[TheRageGuys]

Can someone tell me where i can buy one of these!

[chikiewinks]

her voice!!!!!:@

[NiamhGawjuss]

4:38 lucy walks in bernard having a bath! lol

[jasonismyhomie]

@harveyderf Poor lil guy indeed, being caught between a boner & a farty place! I mean, really! can you imagine being stuck inside that sweaty, farty, jizz encrusted pocket take after take, day after day! You know they never washed that lil scumbags uniforms! FFS, look at the state of him! He can barely read his lines, he's so strung out on farts, the bliss of a perpetual post-beej o town, & being some 'child superstar'! He had the same 'tude when I met him, too! I don't take kindly to WANKERS!

[harveyderf]

@jasonismyhomie You just made me make a little wrinkle in me brain! I always wonder what the strange smell in me janitors closet was after a days work and that's bloody it. It smelt of blowjobs and farts. You nailed it. That filthy pair of fart and fellatio fetishists!  The pair of the obviously farted up a storm with their intense oral sex romps. God it digusts me all me janitoring instruments had to view such depravity. Bernard's watch must have suffered most of all though. Poor lil guy

[jasonismyhomie]

@harveyderf Yeah, he is a prick, ain't he? He looks like a Grade A farter, too. I bet him & Lucy were into some heavy fart fetishism, as they're both little fartfaces, the lot of them! This saddens & disgusts me. I'm sorry this cruel boy had to torment you, you were wise to stick to ur work & maintain ur dignity! Bernard's a filthy little man slut. I met the actor, David Peachey, years later & he tried to grind up on me @ da Club. I pushed that scrawny wanker to the floor & flung my drink @ him!

[harveyderf]

@jasonismyhomie Indeed she would, Bernard the little shit delighted in telling me that Lucy 'never let any of my boners go unobliged, she's mad for Bernard Boner'. I told him ' I don't know much about that I'm I just keep to me janitoring'. I guess he was trying to impress me but I couldn't deal with this twat telling me he gets every boner of his sucked. Like we all bloody didn't know that? If it wasn't Lucy it was the bloody director catering to all of his whims and fancies. Prick!