Leaked Taylor Swift Breakup Song for Jake Gyllenhaal

http://www.twitter.com/therosseverett

Taylor Swift - The amazing Hanna LoPatin - http://www.hannalo.com/

Lyrics:

You were a hot guy pined after by millions
Oscar nominated, master of your craft
Just dumped by John Mayer, looking for something stable
Wondering if in Jarhead, you used a stunt ass

You probably saw this coming
I write these every week
It's another break up song
Yes, yes
For Jake Gylenhaal

You remember we were lying there in the bedroom
You told me that it was short, 'cause it's the first time
You fell asleep after another 30 seconds later
You were the worst lay, that's ever been timed

Flash forward, to my 21st birthday party
You had two drinks and fell flat upon your face
Not even good drinks, a lemon drop and appletini
Then sang the alphabet with a ton of mistakes

I think you might be gay
When you thought I was out of town
I saw you wearing my
Dress, dress
My Grammy evening gown

You remember we were making out on the sofa
You kept getting my name wrong, calling me Heath
And every time I told you I wasn't Taylor Lautner
You got a lost look, in your eye

And you remember when you made me watch all your movies
And kept asking which one's, did I enjoy
Told you I thought you were hott as Donnie Darko
You did a strip tease, as Bubble Boy

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[LindseysBackyardLive]

YOU WERE ON PARKS AND RECREATION THIS WEEK!!!!! :D

[TheRossEverett]

@LindseysBackyardLive I totally was! Glad you recognized me :)

[jayinwww]

wow that guy actually looks like a women

[TheRossEverett]

@jayinwww HA! It is a woman... Hanna LoPatin, check her out. Very funny.

[PureFunk13]

you deserve more views....im like in love with your channel <3

[TheRossEverett]

@PureFunk13 I'm in love with you too! I mean your channel... I totally screwed this, didn't I?

[TheRossEverett]

@Denkomogoto ::sigh:: at least it's not "first"

[SpasticFlailure]

Am I the only one who found their relationship incredibly creepy?

The couch verse was hilarious. I laughed really hard at the Taylor Lautner and Heath part. And now I really want to watch Donnie Darko...

[rosearemylife]

@SpasticFlailure Donnie Darko is the BEST MOVIE EVER... as long as you look up what it's about after you're done watching and maybe watching it again... then you'll fall IN LOVE with it like I have (:

[kneeyuckah]

Taylor Swift has been with almost everyone! wth and then she complains about getting her heart broken. PFT

[sweetsolitude99]

"You probably saw this coming, I write one of these every week." Hahaha. It's about time someone says that. Seriously, who has she dated that she HASN'T written a song about?

[GetAClueWebSeries]

This is awesome and hilarious! Love it! We just release a spoof break-up song ourselves called "Brokeheart Mountain" -- check it out at Funny or Die!

[LindseysBackyardLive]

@TheRossEverett i was totally freaking out when i saw you! :)

[alittleolder]

I actually thought it was a guy too in the beginning.. sorry to the actress...

[AkihiroHattori52455]

So much better than "Mine".