JibJab - Matzah! Rap

Passover goes Hip Hop in JibJab's illin'est music video! Just because you don't recognize Jesus as your personal savior doesn't mean you don't recognize phat rhyme when you hear it. L'chaim, G-money!

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LYRICS:


I feel like a freak,
Cuz everytime I pull out something to eat,
For this week,
I can't do this,
Cuz I'm Jewish and,
I can't eat bread,
Yeah, my rabbi said..

Matzah!
Any way you wann eat it cold or hot it's...
Matzah!
Fun for your mother, brother, sister, father...
Matzah!
Buy in bulk for a lower cost per box it's...
Matzah! Matzah! Matzah! Matzah!

Hanukkah? No thats over.
So you dont get passed over,
Getcha ass over to my pad it's passover.
I'm the mad flow-er Smooth E teamin with the Jib and Jabbin
If you want the story of passover rent the ten commandments
Starring Charleton Heston,
But I got a question,
About the bread that is unlevened causing indigestion called...
Matzah!
Eat it for a week we gotsta,
No bread, no pasta, best believe a Jew is stopped up!

Now Moses made the matzah, when he was fleeing Egypt,
Had no time for bread to rise, he said, "Ah, just leave it."
We can eat it like this, feed it to the hebrews,
But little did he know that the wait would end up equal, cuz,
"Let my people go", became the anthem
Getcha damn hands up, maybe it will help you pass some!
How could one bread, rocket so famous
When the taste is the same flavor of the box it came in?

Matzah!
Eat it at once, ain't no second guessing...
Matzah!
Leaving crumbs on my lap and chest and it's called...
Matzah!
"I found the afi komen!".. in my small intestine!
Matzah! Matzah! Matzah! Matzah!

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Matzah!
• JibJab
• Jib
• Jab
• Rap
• Original
• Animation
• Passover
• Hip
• Hop

[medikevi]

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[BanjoAndConkerDDR]

Jewish Eminem?

[MrJoey0415]

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[StaticTricity]

Jews don't believe Jesus is their savior...... the description doesn't make sense.

[JasCobb]

Hilarious! My mom makes matzah for Passover and it tastes so good! Judging from this video matzah out of the box sucks!

[kl3312]

like if your not even jewish and listening to this :)

[maddawg308]

Next up: Bagels in the Hood, by G Filte.

[jdawg1226]

pause at 1:05 to see Vinny from Jersey Shore

[TheRoeyboy]

JEWISH SWAG

[FrankCommentator]

I'm offensive and I find this to be Jewish.

[USASOC11]

The Jewish Eminem!