Why won't Jesus give you his cell phone?
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When we pray to God, it's like ringing his phone or dialing the numbers, and Him answering our prayers yes or no, is like Him answering the phone. God does have a cell phone, but we just have to make the call.
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If you can do something does it mean that you will? Did you do all the things in life just because you could? You are so weak you can't even kill yourself...
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he doesnt have a cell phone he has a bananna phone =P
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nice 1 :-)
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I got Jesus' friend's Cell phone number , it's 650 210 6302 Call anytime and ask a personal friend of Jesus to pray for you.
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Why then he doesn't answer back his prayer? And I mean "answer" by using his voice cleary to answer. Not a voice in mind: a answer loud enough to anyone to hear.
And I mean without excuses. If he's the all-powerfull, he can... Can't he?
;)
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seek attention much? your question is on a level of stupidity so stupid that it can only be called uber stupidity which itself sounds stupid cause thats just how stupid your question is. I thought there was no such thing as a stupid question until now. Way to go, I hope you're proud of yourself.
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"Prayer" is that "cell phone"... As claimed, "God is omnipotent", would He even need a cell phone?
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Sounds like your definition of a stupid question is a question that you don't want to answer.
nyprogressive 5 years ago