Written by Tom Mayhew. A short comedy story based on Tom's love life. Initially released in June 2012 as part of the Tom and Jon Takeover Your Ears podcast feed, it is still available there with a short intro that was removed for this video and the linked file above. This is the piece Tom is most proud of writing, and encapsulates how crap he once felt about himself, as well as the realisation that he isn't as rubbish as he once thought he was. Dedicated to Nina.