His snow globe gets 24 inches of fresh powder annually.
Regardless of temperature, you can never see his breath.
His Turduckin consists of a duck inside a chicken inside a turkey . . . back inside the original duck.
He has never relied on mistletoe.
His New Year's resolutions would blow your mind. That's why he doesn't tell anyone.
He is the reason those nine ladies are dancing.
One should never shake his gifts. Just trust me on this one.
He is the most interesting man in the world.
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lm07w 1 month ago
As a kpop fan, I randomly snorted when I heard about the nine ladies dancing. (SNSD)
UmmaAfrica 2 months ago
hes like the chuck norris of beer
brendaandchons 2 months ago
This had me laughing like fucking crazy in my car.
Sputters 3 months ago
Just...amazing
mobball221 3 months ago
Best radio ads ever............
lgbm777 8 months ago
Awesome lol
stafetreno 1 year ago
buahaha havent found it anywhere else. Awesome cap my friend, when I heard this on the radio i man-gasmed.
HinataSoul 1 year ago