Fred Phelp's god

Hope this doesn't offend anybody. If it does... chillax! It's just a joke. Jeez! Anyway, I'm trying to make a point here.

A lot of the evil people in this world claim they are hurting in the name of God. Which god is this, you wonder? Why, it's Fundamentalist God! Here he is, talking about the people he loves: Fred Phelps, Osama bin Laden, Pat Robertson, to name a few. But don't be fooled; this deity is an imposter!

Here's that Leviticus* passage by the way (from the New Century version):

"Of the animals that live in the sea or in a river, if the animal has fins and scales, you may eat it. But whatever lives in the sea or in a river and does not have fins and scales -- including the things that fill the water and all other things that live in it -- you should hate. You must not eat any meat from them or even touch their dead bodies, because you should hate them. You must hate any animal in the water that does not have fins and scales."

*Same book fundies quote when they say the Bible forbids homosexuality.

CREDITS:
God played by me.
Sky and clouds produced by Apple Inc.
Beard provided by Beards 'R' Us.
No shrimp were harmed in the making of this video.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• monotheistic
• fundamentalist
• god
• loves
• fred
• phelps
• hates
• lovely
• people

[JadeyChi]

I liked Osama and Bin Laden together too.

This was quite good. Stole the thoughts out of alot of people's heads and displayed it quite eloquently. ^_^

[ravelgrane]

thanky!

[MainHeretic]

Oh well, Fred Phelps' twisted family will receive their comeuppance when the old man decided to croak.

His funeral is most likely gonna get picketed by a bunch of angry people exacting retribution.

[SomeonewhoisFrench]

Lol!!

[Aiyuri100]

This is so awesome!!. It shows how most of those crazy Homophobic and overly religious people are to think this is the God they basically put out to be like. haha nice one thumbs up!!.

[deeter131]

Phelps is gay. He asked me for a date.

first he took out his teeth, and put them in a drawer, then he pulled off his toupee and placed it in a drawer then he unhooked his colostomy bag and laid it on the floor, then he pulled out a strap on because his dick was so small I could not see it...then I realized the truth...Fred Phelps is actually Maggie Gallagher....

[1Dudelove]

Leviticus was a crazy, crazy bastard. How he was allowed to write these things is a utter insult to real scribes.

[markbargen]

Leviticus 11:9-12 says: 9 These shall ye eat of all that are in the waters: whatsoever hath fins and scales in the waters, in the seas, and in the rivers, them shall ye eat. 10 And all that have not fins and scales in the seas, and in the rivers, of all that move in the waters, and of any living thing which is in the waters, they shall be an abomination unto you:

[1Dudelove]

I've got to beat it now before the REAL god turns up and kicks my ass!

Brutal! 5 stars for you my friend!

[evoke1988]

it should read: Fred Phelps' God

[Gunganbuster]

More likely than not they play strip poker... and other "games".

[SomeonewhoisFrench]

2:41 - PWNED!

I'm going to have to look up the shrimp thing, that is just weird.

But...yeah.

Satan Loves Phelps. I bet they play poker every Sunday.