Little Jimmie's Sister By Weston James

Well. What Can I Say? Sometimes, as a songwriter, songs just take on a life of their own. That's what happened here. This is NOT, I repeat NOT a true story, but it is a funny one none the less, and it is NOT meant as a commentary either

Little Jimmies Sister
© Copyright 2009 Weston James Music
Words and Music By Weston James

VERSE I
I was out behind the barn with little Jimmies sister
She was looking good, and I just had to kiss her
Things were getting hot, and I couldnt resist her
Thats when I felt her hand going for my zipper
Well I thought that meant yes, so I reached under her dress
Thats when I found out that Jimmies sister was a mister

CHORUS
Well I took off, started running like Hell
Thought Id find a valley but then it began to swell
The shock of my life man Im telling you
I never had a clue! that Little Jimmies sister was a dude
Yeah, Little Jimmies sister was a dude.

VERSE II
Well after that, I tried my best to avoid her
Cause I aint down with kissing girls that are boys uh-uh
And it aint like I got a case of homophobia
But if a girls got something there well itd better be a toy
Well that wasnt the end, one day she found me and said
Dont be all upset Im just a girl with something extra

REPEAT CHORUS

BRIDGE
Well from now on man Im telling you
Before I kiss them, Im making em prove
That they are a real chick, and not chick with a stick
That theyre a real chick and not a dude!

REPEAT CHORUS

TAG
Yeah, Little Jimmies sister was a dude.
Yeah, Little Jimmies sister was a dude.
Little Jimmies sister
Oh how I wish I hadnt kissed her
Cause Little Jimmies sister was a dude

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[WestonJamesMusic]

I hope that everyone looks at this video in the humorous light it was intended . I had alot of fun writing it and actually when I was putting the verse together and looking for "sister" rhymes and said "mister" and realized the direction this song was headed I almost didn't finish it, but someone very close to me urged me to at least finish the song. I'm glad i did. Hope you enjoy my song Little Jimmie's Sister. - Wes.

[NYCNashGuy]

Now that's a hilarious tune!