The Long Life of the Indestructible Playstation 2

We hear about Xboxes and PS3s failing all the time. Some get red rings of death whilst others get the red screen of death. Wiis get that horrible Mormon Virus where no matter what you play or download on the console all you get is that shit movie "Orgasmo". But what of the previous generation of consoles, how have THEY fared in terms of durability and longevity? I decided to find out and threw a PS2 down the stairs. Please bear in mind that I have owned this console since 1925 and once pissed on it when I was drunk. Despite all of that it STILL works. I didn't record the actual footage of me throwing the console down the stairs, cos my phone was charging, but PLEASE take the time here to learn of the aftermath of this experiment, and you never know, your life may be a little more enlightened for it. You are all beautiful, wonderful, intelligent people. I love you all.

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ps2 stll rulz ^^