A Very Potter Sequel Act 1 Part 1

The Dark Lord has been defeated! Harry Potter wins! End of story! Right? Not according to Lucius Malfoy and the Death Eaters. They've got a plan to rewrite history and destroy the Boy Who Lived once and for all. So grab your wand and get back to Hogwarts because... It's Not Over Yet!

"A Very Potter Sequel" is an unofficial, fan-made, parody show.


It's Not Over Yet - music and lyrics by Darren Criss

LUCIUS:

Don't ever tell me what I can't do
I'd watch my tongue if I were you
for all we know, you-know-who
could be watching us

YAXLEY:

[spoken] "He can't be, he's dead!"

LUCIUS:

You think that's stopped our plans before?
You've no idea what I have in store!
You really think that you'd be at my door
if we had nothing to discuss?
He may be gone, but that is just as well...

So come inside, don't you fret
for it's not over yet!

DEATH EATER CHORUS:

Evil plans!
We are making evil plans!
Evil deeds with evil hands!
We love making evil plans!

LUCIUS:

I know it seems impossible, we've been thrown off our track.
But if we can't move forward, why shouldn't we move back?

Friends and companions of evil and sin:
Think not of loss, but a new way to win.
For what is present without a beginning
to start it all?

YAXLEY:

[spoken] "Go on..."

LUCUIS:

There is a boy that everyone knows;
The plan is simple: I propose that
we choke cut the weed before it grows
up and ends it all

Do you follow me?

DEATH EATER #1:

[spoken] "No."

LUCIUS:

The Dark Lord?
Would have survived, had they never met...

DEATH EATER #2:

[spoken] "So you're saying that he wouldn't be destroyed?"

LUCIUS:

He'd be alive, what don't you get?

DEATH EATER #3:

[spoken] "Still not understanding..."

LUCIUS:

With Potter gone, the future will be set!

DEATH EATERS:

[spoken] "Aaahhhhhh!"

LUCIUS:

... So it's not over yet!

DEATH EATERS:

Evil plans!
What a brilliant evil plan!
Malfoy, you're an evil man!
We love making evil plans!

ALL:

Our history is nothing more
than what the losers settle for

LUCIUS:

So look alive, and don't forget
that's it's not over

ALL:

It's not over,
No, it's not over yet!


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[Lauren Aquino]

... all I can think about when I see Lucius is "Hi! I'm Louie! When I grow up I want to become a Rockette!!"

[Jacob Fleming]

Watching this, then then the first one, and then the third one. That's somewhat chronological, right?

[Jessica Chase]

OMG! That is so awesome! I love it!

[sandsmartin]

Thanks;)

[Alanna Tremblay]

so Lucius Malfoy looks like a pirate to me always and I came to the conclusion: Jason Isaacs played Malfoy AND Captain Hook it's Captain Malfoy!

[Jacob Fleming]

@Daniel Bagley

Yes, and it is the greatest show ever. You are in for such an incredible finale, it tips even the amazingness of the first two and makes Deathly Hallows Part 2 look tame in terms of emotion, which is saying something Cus I sobbed at that movie. WATCH THE SHOW!

[Daniel Bagley]

wait theres a THIRD ONE????



[entirelynolife]

I FIND you to be very poor Hufflepuff material indeed.

[Emily Sullivan]

one problem, you made a comment

[Rosa Mejia]

This reminds me of Les Mis

[Rosa Mejia]

So is a very potter senior year after this?!

[Christina Tran]

No wonder he looks so familiar!! :O