A Very Potter Sequel Act 1 Part 1

The Dark Lord has been defeated! Harry Potter wins! End of story! Right? Not according to Lucius Malfoy and the Death Eaters. They've got a plan to rewrite history and destroy the Boy Who Lived once and for all. So grab your wand and get back to Hogwarts because... It's Not Over Yet!

"A Very Potter Sequel" is an unofficial, fan-made, parody show.


It's Not Over Yet - music and lyrics by Darren Criss

LUCIUS:

Don't ever tell me what I can't do
I'd watch my tongue if I were you
for all we know, you-know-who
could be watching us

YAXLEY:

[spoken] "He can't be, he's dead!"

LUCIUS:

You think that's stopped our plans before?
You've no idea what I have in store!
You really think that you'd be at my door
if we had nothing to discuss?
He may be gone, but that is just as well...

So come inside, don't you fret
for it's not over yet!

DEATH EATER CHORUS:

Evil plans!
We are making evil plans!
Evil deeds with evil hands!
We love making evil plans!

LUCIUS:

I know it seems impossible, we've been thrown off our track.
But if we can't move forward, why shouldn't we move back?

Friends and companions of evil and sin:
Think not of loss, but a new way to win.
For what is present without a beginning
to start it all?

YAXLEY:

[spoken] "Go on..."

LUCUIS:

There is a boy that everyone knows;
The plan is simple: I propose that
we choke cut the weed before it grows
up and ends it all

Do you follow me?

DEATH EATER #1:

[spoken] "No."

LUCIUS:

The Dark Lord?
Would have survived, had they never met...

DEATH EATER #2:

[spoken] "So you're saying that he wouldn't be destroyed?"

LUCIUS:

He'd be alive, what don't you get?

DEATH EATER #3:

[spoken] "Still not understanding..."

LUCIUS:

With Potter gone, the future will be set!

DEATH EATERS:

[spoken] "Aaahhhhhh!"

LUCIUS:

... So it's not over yet!

DEATH EATERS:

Evil plans!
What a brilliant evil plan!
Malfoy, you're an evil man!
We love making evil plans!

ALL:

Our history is nothing more
than what the losers settle for

LUCIUS:

So look alive, and don't forget
that's it's not over

ALL:

It's not over,
No, it's not over yet!


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[Mrsthedoctor]

Seems like Cedric FOUND himself another role.

[MagentaCartherWrites]

You know what would be an awesome play for starkid to do.... The Princess Bride!!!! Cast List: Princess Buttercup- Meredith S. Wesley- Dylan S. (this guy NEEDS more solos) Huperdink- Brian B. (i think that would be hilarious...) The six fingered man- Joe W. Vizzini- Joey R. (Joey a bad guy... inconceivable) Inigo- Lauren L. (i want to hear more Spanish accent and she would get to wear the mustache) Fezzik- Jim P. (of course...) Miracle Max- Darren C. Miracle Max Wife- Jamie B.

[dslayer61]

@JubeJube013 It was just one year. In AVPM Harry killed Voldemort in his second year. So it's slightly less turns, but still a LOT of turns.

[JubeJube013]

If each turn of the Time Turner sends you back one hour, how many times would Lucius have had to turn that thing to go back seven years?

[1DLoveTWx]

My love for Tyler Brunsman is unreal.

[heysolesister]

*Every time something goes wrong in life* "DAMN THOSE WIZARD COPS"

[Waluhili]

@Meliawen there are. check out their website.

[bigkev2084]

it would be nice if JK Rowling continued the Harry Potter series but have Lucius Malfoy become the new dark lord

[xHanna14]

@CamilleMorinozuka You r hufflepuff?

[Mrsfurter99]

@CamilleMorinozuka Hehehe I FIND that very amusing :)

[Mrsfurter99]

@MagentaCartherWrites They should do that mnnn..Lauren with a stache

[00Manga0Lover00]

whoaa! top comment (charlie sheen "winning" feeling)