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Ice Cream Man (Halo 3 Musical Machinima)

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Song By: Gifted But Twisted
Film By: KillPie

Lyrics:
Well I'm a piece of white trash
living in the suburbs
working minimum wage
'cause I'm dumber than a turd
dropped out of fifth grade
living on welfare
I don't have an ID
but I don't really care
I couldn't find a job
it really was quite tiring
and then I saw an ad
ice cream man now hiring
I took my mother's mini-van
I stole that piece of crap
boom kiddies
the ice cream man is back
I am the ice cream man
Running over kids in my mini-van
Well I'm driving down the street
shootin' kids with a 40
Listen in closely
This is a good story
I guess a little skaterpunk
didn't really like me
I said What you want?
and he said Bite me!
so I took the scooper
and shoved it up his pooper
and he's been limping for days
and I just sat
I sat and laughed
as the little punk waddled away
I am the ice cream man
Running over kids in my mini-van


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  • thumps up if you heard this song in punkomatic 2

  • that's one ice cream truck bell you dont want to hear...

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  • I am the ice cream man running over fat kids in my van

  • why is there a ice cream man in the middle of the desert

  • who watches twilight

  • @XTsunaVongolaX VERY true. Twilight sucked!

  • who runs over kids...(dramatic pause) MMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

  • Still a better love story than twilight.

  • usualy halo vids arnt put together that well..this is absolutly GREAT

  • "I took my mother's Mini van,i stole that piece of crap BOOM the Ice Cream man is back"LOL that kills me every time.

  • @MetricDingo, in soviet Russia, you don't shove poopers up skater kids ass, poopers shove skater kids up your ass

  • In soviet russia, scooter shoves you up your pooper! wait... what?

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