A Suburban Media Christmas

Its Christmas time again

The time of year that you will spend with your family and friends

You didnt get your Christmas bonus last year because your boss spent it on cheap hookers and beer

The fire is warm and the snow is cold but there is still starving children dieing which are only five years old

The mall Santa is a drunk with no life or a home

The truth is that he lives in a box with packing foam

Rudolph the reindeer's nose is now white from snorting coke

And the little drummer boy just suffered from a stroke

So keep asking for those presents and writing your little notes

Santa had a mass reply waiting, had them printed months ago

You got a feeling of warmth when you sat by the tree you got the red rider be-be gun and you shouted with glee.

Then you shot your fucking eye out

Its Christmas time again

The time to blow your money on your family and friends

The stores are all crowded because the new Nintendo just came in.

They are making better sails then with flicks with Matt Damon

Your daddy came home drunk again, Yelled at your mom and made her cry

Took a shit in your stocking, it smelled like something died

That night somebody robbed your house, they stole all your Christmas presents

Set your Christmas tree on fire and got harshly raped in prison

The moral of the story is giving and receiving

while the robber he received a big black dicking

Its Christmas time agaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn.
(Devin: Matt Damon Matt Damon)

Yeahhhh

Its Christmas time agaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiinnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
(Devin: Matt Damon Matt Damon)

Its Christmas time again!

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[Odinspack33]

I don't have a Christmas song for you, but this song deserves to be an instant holiday classic. You should post a link to a MP3 download. :D

Hilarious as always!