Class of 2001 Reunion Roast

Lyrics:

A long long time ago I can still remember How student gov't Used to make me smile
And I knew if I had a chance To organize another HS dance Well then maybe I'd be happy For a while
But the thought of graduation Made me doubt Every college application I filled out
The rest of my life was in front of me Felt like a full frontal labotomy
Now high school nostalgia makes me cry Like when I watch Fast Times At Ridgemont High
Cause something touched me Deep inside The day, my yearbook was signed

CHORUS
And I was singing Bye bye my sweet madison high
Now its time to go to college so I won't be that guy
Who needs a job because his GPA is 1.5
Singing " Jeeze I miss the days I was high....school. I miss my days at Madison High

I had to come up with some crappy parody on the fly And so I'm singing this rip-off of American Pie
It was my idea first, so Screw Weird Al
Plus I wrote this on the plane with a permanent marker On assignment from Mandy McNair Harker
Is anyone else weirded out That she and I are still pals
Cause we broke up in 01, Around September 6th So she could marry some farmer From the sticks
At we were never As disgusting As Scott and Kristin Erickson-Smith
Well either way I paid the 20 For my dinner tonight Plus the ticket from Orlando On a red-eye flight
And I'm hoping that Clarissa reimburses me right
As we celebrate the day Our year books were signed And we were singing...

So for ten years we've been on our own And moss grows fat on our rolling stone
That's a direct quote from the original song
You see a lot of stuff can happen in just ten short years, like how Ben Eaton does commercials for Climbing Gear
'Cause we all knew Monkey In The Middle would totally bomb!
Or how Ashley Clousing has a million kids, or is there anywhere the Mark Walker hasn't lived
At least he never ran away from Florida, Just like Hannah Hopkin did!
And now Ally Pennock Hollyoak's a stay-at-home mom,
And David Geddes owns a sweatshop in Vietnam
Then again, I could be totally wrong, as we celebrate the day our year books were signed.

So Candace Crystal went to school to make your hair look good,
And Hiedi Western had 3 kids, like we all knew she would,
And Wes Haws lives in Ethiopia and....
And Michaela moved to Sweden, but then she moved right back
Because she misses baseball, burgers, and cowboy hats,
Now she gets to clean spit valves for the ISU band
And now its Kirstin Orr, MEEEENGGG, How the heck do you pronounce your new last name
While Cindy Stewart Still works at McDonalds
I guess something had to stay the same
And Nikki White teaches kids who are perpetually snoring
Jessie Walker has an army hubby constantly touring
And Steven Smith is an accountant, which is totally boring
As we celebrate the day our yearbooks were signed

Michelle Bustos just found out that she's having a girl
And Cassie Mounts is the highest paid nurse in the world
Michelle Robbin's husband scares us 'cause his name is Stabs
And Stacey Siepert's in the Navy so she's totally buff
Megan Barrick spends her time teaching piano and stuff
Meleanie Tucker has for kids and Kurt Shwab has 6-pack abs (not)
Raquel England sells her hair bows on the black market
And Tyson Dye's a cashier at the local Target
And Collette just got engaged
And there are no more words that rhyme with Target
And Jaquee Reese lives in New York and David Nygren's in LA
And Jennifer Brown still has a ton of student loans to pay
And ask me later 'bout our classmates who turned out to be gay
As we celebrate the day our yearbooks were signed

So here's the last verse, that's all I've got Now it's time to go out to the parking lot
So those of you that want to, can punch my face
This past decade we've all had quite the run So raise a glass to the class of 2001
And to the Burg...my gosh...can't believe how much I miss this place
If you're sitting there in contemplation
As to how I got my information
Well don't give me that questioning face-look
I've just been staking you all on facebook
As for the rest of you, that I didn't men-tion
You're prolly thinking, "hey Zach, you were my friend"
Well if I don't care about you now, what makes you think I cared about you then
The day our yearbooks were signed

Category:

Music

Tags:

• Madison
• High
• School
• Class
• 2001
• 10
• Year
• Reunion

[Straphis2001]

Dude that was really good!! I do not know any of you ppl, but I am a graduate of the class of 01 (North Carolina, West Rowan) & I was typing random shit in conjunction w/ class reunion videos & found this......its good stuff!!