My Beige Bear

From Jonathan Coulton's album The Aftermath comes the song My Beige Bear.Lyrics to Beige Bear:

Taupe mouse, top hat on his head
Thinks he looks so good
Puce cat wont get off the bed
Even though she should
Indigo monkeys hiding underneath some other monkeys
Nobody even knows shes there

My beige bear doesnt care that hes old
My beige bear still has four paws to hold
When its dark and its cold
I reach out for my beige bear

Tan horse, dusty on the shelf
Too breakable to touch
Jade snake, happy by herself
Wont cuddle very much
Indigo monkeys making trouble when she should be sleeping
Everyone wants to go to bed

My beige bear doesnt care that hes old
My beige bear still has four paws to hold
When its dark and its cold
I reach out for my beige bear

Beige bear says that some monkeys might just be lonely
Beige bear says that no monkeys WANT to be bad
Beige bear says that some monkeys misbehave only
Because theyre sad...

Mauve dog gets the bed just right
The pillow sinks down deep
Cream cow moos a soft goodnight
Now everyones asleep
Indigo monkeys lying peacefully with arms around her
Next to a wise and kindly bear

My beige bear doesnt care that hes old
My beige bear still has four paws to hold
When its dark and its cold
I reach out for my beige bear

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Entertainment

Tags:

• My
• Bear
• Jonathan
• Coulton
• The
• Aftermath

[Sunderland4745]

I have a stuffed bear that i've had for as long as I can remeber, and I love it like I would love any animal, I've grown so attached to it that I would never get rid of it, sell it, throw it away, nothing. I openly fell this way, too. I don't care what people think, who cares? It's just a stuffed animal.

[LlamasOnCrack]

Chimps are 3 times stronger than human.

Bears...well bears are just badass.

A fight like that would be interesting to see if it wasn't frowned upon by society.

Great Vid.

[TheMrgabriel12345]

I can't entender the letter it's about a girl, a old bear, a horse, a Ipod Touch, a snake or a monkey, i don't entender the letter

[Hakudohshi]

The thing I live about Jon is he handles such a berth of songwriting topics and manages to present them in a consistently good way.

[CharlesFoxKays]

@Sunderland4745 Likewise

[TheFuzzyBlanket]

Teal cat not puce cat

[thereevesfellow]

love this song brings back fond memories

[Idaaahify]

I can't stop myself from smiling every time i hear this song ^^

[upyoursize]

You know, I had a bear when I was younger. But I now realize I liked my moose more.

[SSJ4000JalinFalcon]

@LlamasOnCrack but we humans... r ... 9000000x sexier then monkeys

[omastar444]

JOCO truly is FTW

[Tejinako]

Different interpretations ^^