Secretia Collins Mixes a Monatini (PG version)

Watch the SecretiaTV episode that is sweeping the internet. International sensation and super- spokesmodel, Secretia Collins, reveals the long-awaited answer to her riddle. As seen on The Oprah Winfrey Show and Rachel Ray, find out what her secret is to great skin, good health and her Eva Longoria-Parker size double zero. Secretia's Monatini is a special blend of equal parts: antioxidants, vodka, and Lucille Ball.

For more on Secretia Collins, visit www.SecretiaTV.com

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[anonymousdane]

You scare the living shit out of me.

[SecretiaTV]

Hi, it's me, Secretia Collins taking a break from my busy schedule over at SecretiaTV... when the shit starts flying out, then maybe it's time to use Depends. My late uncle wore them in his open casket for his viewing because he was still incontinent for 2 days after his death. True story.

[annelia]

Secretia, you inspire me!

[celebratethe1980s]

Yea, Secretia. I'm coming to see you at Valley Pride on Sunday. Smooches!

[TheOBIKIKO]

i dont understand if it is a travesti or a woman

[lilasdelondres]

FANTASTICO, EXITANT and provocative.

[tomvband]

There's a whole lot of wisdom in a bottle of whiskey,.......hahahahaha.....­.the bottle 'caress' was priceless.....you're very entertaining,...........shaken­, not stirred,....hahahahah.....nice­ly done. Well thought out. I hope you score lots of hits.

[SecretiaTV]

Hi, it's me Secretia Collins here from SecretiaTV... if you love me as much as I love me, then your ivories will be tickled that Secretia Collins has uploaded her latest episode, Secretia Shoots a Porno.

[OkieMerrod83]

haha lmao this was so funny!

[1area52]

Sorry about that last part(too much partying) .All Im saying is yur page rocks....Wink .

[1area52]

Secretaia , you seprirate the real weirdo's from the fake weirdo's (ha..) . Anyway's Im a true fan .You guy's make me laugh (That's not easy for me ). Keep up the Ed Woods crapy like sci-fi movie's , I'll watch for ever .Love this page,punk rock and shit , whatever I want (ha..)!