"Awesome Auger" by Look Under The Rock

First version of "Awesome Auger" by Look Under The Rock

Video from the "Awesome Auger" commercial by Billy Mays.
The song is available here: http://tindeck.com/listen/lyrm

Lyrics:
Blisters. Bending. Backache.

I bet you're efficient
I bet that you're powerful
I'd like to use your tool
Attach to me, babe
And pull the trigger
You know I'm not a fool

Come till my garden
Break through the rocks
and the hard packed clay in my heart
Dig me a post hole
Plant me some seeds boy
I just can't wait to start

You're penetrating
Doing some renovating
In my bushes, coming alive
Got a Power Extender
But you're not a big spender
It was only 19.95

Chorus:
So drill me with your Awesome Auger
You can take the hard work out of my yard work
Drill me with your Awesome Auger
Razor sharp and solid steel
Can't wait to see how you make me feel

Category:

Gaming

Tags:

• awesome
• auger
• song
• look
• under
• the
• rock
• goon
• mix
• billy
• mays
• commercial
• tribute

[rawrimo]

My god, sexual innuendos everywhere.

[killingspr4]

RIP BILLY MAYS!

[lolyarly]

The Master Plan has created something awesome.

[blytzkrieg]

it's awesome, but she needs to spend like an extra day making the actual quality of the sound better.

The buzz and the tone of the guitar really kill it :(

[makenna88]

:* Wonderful. I've had this stuck in my head since last night.  Kudos for having the courage and dedication to sign up and follow through.

[Alikchi]

This is badass, major kudos

[dom1215]

Haha, classic.