No Cavity ("No Diggity" parody)

My last minute entry to Dental Protection's "Dental Students Got Talent 2011" contest.

LYRICS:

Let me break it down...

Shawty,

Sit down, good Lord
Baby you got cavities all over town
This dentist don't play around
What a dirty mouth
Decay in abounds

You say you brush night and day
Two minutes twice a day
Each and every day
Well, I got one thing on my mind (what?)
What the hell do you do with your bathroom time?! (wha what!)

Right side to the left side
Plaque on every side
Plenty to debride
Streptococcus in a mass
Gingivalis in the back
Even A. Actinomycetemcomitans

By no means average
You're definitely high caries risk
Baby you're a perfect ten
Let me get in
I'll lie you back then I'll begin

I like the way you work it
No cavity
I'm 'bout to pack it up

I got class and style
Dental knowledge by the mile
Give you that hollywood smile
Whilst working with your facial profile

Fake looking teeth is a no
Let me tell you how I know
Curves the work
Spins the bur
Tooth shade blurred
Like nothin' you've heard!

Rollin' with the soflex
Taking your score down on the plaque index
For polishing I won't make you pay
I'll chuck it in for free because I'm nice that way

You'll like the way I work it
Contacts tight, but you can still floss okay
I'll blow your mind
You be as cool as a vial of ethyl chloride when you step outside

I like the way you work it
No cavities.
I'm bout to pack it up

I like the way you work it
Incrementally;
Ain't gonna stack it up

I like the way you work it
Using gravity;
To help me pack it up

Hey ya hey ya hey ya hey ya
Patience patient, patience patience!

Hey ya hey ya hey ya hey ya
[You know that drill looks good]
Hey ya hey ya hey ya hey ya
[Drill on, drill on, driller]
Hey ya hey ya hey ya hey ya
[That's my kind of bur]
Hey ya hey ya hey ya hey ya
[Drill on, Thrill on, Fill up!]

Category:

Music

Tags:

• no cavity
• no diggity
• parody
• dental
• dentist
• tolu ajayi
• suril amin
• pete trebble
• teeth
• comedy
• funny
• spoof

[Freedom2Believe]

Love, love, love!!

Little worried about how much wastage there was though...throwing that floss all around the room! I also felt it should have a 15 certificate after the bathroom scene hahaha! (Lucy West).

[toluajayimusic]

@Freedom2Believe glad you smiled lucy! seriously though i'm not that wasteful. NOTHING was wasted - we put it all back innit.

:-)

[Toddie1985]

brilliant tolu, loved it! you make dentistry cool, love ya xxx

[toluajayimusic]

@Toddie1985 Aw thanks mate - but i did actually laugh out loud at this comment; it's precisely this kind of malarkey that makes dentistry so seriously uncool!

Proud to be a complete geek. And earn a bit whilst doing so :-)

[mstimcsu]

simply great lol ... lovin it :)) especially the moves with the guns and the light cure hahahaha

[kentpaul65102]

Never knew scholarship could be this entertaining

[meowzadesign]

Liking the closing shot ..

[BmiltonProductions]

The start of this sounds exactly like Bill Withers - Grandmas hands! Great Job I enjoyed!

[charlieding]

Amazing! 

[jofids]

Outstanding!

[tunabanana1]

Oh Tolu, what have you done? You know I'm gonna have to put this up on my facebook now, right?

-Oriana

[FrisbeeLover]

Love it Tolu! Gona send to all my friends (especially the ones with bad teeth!)...I wana see you go viral :p Hayley xx