Dayglo Abortions - Fuck My Shit Stinks

LYRICS:
Sittin on the pot on Tuesday mornin
Readin bout the war in Lebanon
A car bomb killed 3 yankees in Rome
But I got a bigger problem and its closer to home
[Chorus:]
Oh fuck my shit stinks
Holy fuck'n moly my shit stinks
Argh fuck billy my shit stinks
Maybe there's something wrong with my diet
I had a case of beer and couple of tacos
You know I feel like Johnny Cash
Going down in that ring of burning fire
Well all my friends like heavy metal
But I've always been partial to polkas
While they're all playin their air guitars
I'm fartin along with the booming tubas

From the album "Stupid World, Stupid Songs" (1998).

Category:

Music

Tags:

• dayglo
• abortions
• fuck
• my
• shit
• stinks
• stupid
• world
• songs
• 1998

[merdufer]

i sing this song while sitting on the toilet whenever i have a diarrhea

[blacklegionairsoft1]

HOLY FUCKIN' MOLY!!!!!!!

[bclionsroar]

SUPER PUNK FROM VANCOUVER ISLAND BC, CANADA

[TheCrimsonification]

My shit smells like rainbows and leprachaun breath. (Minty) XD!

[xtrememetalfan]

I always think of this song the Mornin after eating my special hot wings!!!

[bileeckh]

They don't play this live :(

[skankinonstage]

ARGH FUCK BILLY MY SHIT STINKS.

Fuckin seein these guys tonight!!!!

[JesusSuckedGayPenis]

Holy fucking moley LOL

[jq747]

ps. 4 people shit rainbows and fart Febreze

[jq747]

I remember seeing the lyrics to this song in a Usenet post back in 1989... I think I still have the yellowing printout bastard around somewhere... it's taken this long to finally put music to the words, and it was fuckin worth the wait ;)

[Facingmecca]

i have here today guano tomorrow on vinyl!!! just ate a pound of xlax in rememberance!!!!!!

[Zombielove91]

fuck johnny cash