Colbert SuperPAC: Modern Stage Combat

THE UNITED STATE OF SOUTH CAROLINA -- The Definitely Not Coordinating With Stephen Colbert Super PAC has released another television commercial in advance of the South Carolina GOP Primary, which most experts agree will be held on Saturday. The negative ad, entitled "Modern Stage Combat," goes after the one man whose recent surge in popularity poses the greatest threat to the status quo: Stephen Colbert.

"If we were coordinating with Stephen Colbert, why would we release an attack ad against him?" said Jon Stewart, President For Life For Now of The Definitely Not Coordinating With Stephen Colbert Super PAC. "Although, since he's such a smart, charismatic, natural leader, it was a little difficult to find reasons to go after him. But we did, and we think this powerful commercial will win over some of the 'Anybody-But-Stephen' voters."

The ad begins airing tomorrow in South Carolina in an antiquated medium known "tele-vision." A version in a more newfangled format

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[slapperattack]

Last night my neighbor said to me, "that Stephen Colbert really takes it to those liberals." He fucking believes Colbert's character. I didn't have the nerve to tell him. lol! Dunces are everywhere.

[Saebeck32]

STEPHEN!! Yes!! He has my vote!!

[apeaape]

hahaha ... the sad thing is he might actually be a good president ... comparatively 

[Scallopshell98]

@slapperattack With all due respect to your neighnors how dumb do you have to be to think that Stephen is serious??

[Scallopshell98]

The sad thing is I can see Bill O'Reilly saying that

[Scallopshell98]

"Look I just think that Rosa Parks was over rated." lmao!!!

[fleetcadi1]

the one person who disliked this was rosa parks lol

[themidgethotel]

You've seen Steven Colbert at the debates. In the news. In the media. You've heard his stances on the issues. But what do we really know about the Colbert "agenda"? Promoting cornography?! Supporting Rick Parry, a known resident of the corrupt state of Imitation-Texas?! Do you really want this man to decide our children's future?!?!

Make the right decision, South Carolina. Vote for Stephen Colbert instead of Stephen Colbert.

[AgrivatedKillah]

Lmao @ I just think rosa parks is overrated

[TheGuardianDestroyer]

@MyDearRomeo35 God no,I bought into the whole Obama deception.If I could take my vote back I would. Watching Colbert actually persuaded me to vote for Obama.What you say could be true, but don't be naive.I know I was not politically conscious at the time, but do you really believe with all of his supporting staff,and access to people in the know,he didn't know? His show covered the elections 24/7. The truth is ugly, Colbert's a funny guy. He endorsed Barack Obama for president. Open your mind.

[MyDearRomeo35]

@TheGuardianDestroyer Colbert can't necessarily be blamed for not knowing that Obama was completely full of shit. And what did you do? vote for McCain?

[Intranetusa]

@TheGuardianDestroyer

McCain supports NDAA. Bush's Patriot Act was basically NDAA light. The GOP and Dems are the same sht.The only man with balls to oppose this Fascist crap is called an unelectable crazy by the media.