Inside Ursula Hitler's Head 43: Invasion of the Posh Spice Zombies, pt. 5

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Narrator: As the days passed, Lulzo's army of virtual Victoria Beckhams strutted forth across the cartoon worlds of XtraNormal.com, using their magic panties to transform millions of victims into Posh Spice zombies.

(Two guys are outside the school, surrounded by Posh Spice zombies.)

Guy: Look, we don't want any trouble. Why don't all of you Posh Spices just leave us alone?

Posh 1: Would you like to see my panties? Everybody wants to see Posh Spice's panties.

Guy: No, please, anything but that!

Posh 1: We wanna spice up your life!

Guy: Please... no!

(Both of the guys turn into Posh Spice zombies.)

Posh 1: Now you are both Posh Spice. You are both one of us... One of us... Gabba-gabba... Zigga-zigga!

*All of the Poshes start saying "Girl power!")

(Cut to the police station in the Xtranormal Lego world. Officer Nobb is interrogating a Posh.)

Narrator: The Posh Spice zombies even invaded Xnormal's plastic toy world.

Nobb: Hello. I'm Officer Nobb from the Xtranormal Department of Source Code Enforcement. Do you understand why we brought you here?

Posh: I'm Posh Spice, from the Spice Girls.

Nobb: No, you're not. Your name is Leonard, and you work as a sportscaster here in the Xtranormal Lego world.

Posh: There is no Leonard here. There is only Posh Spice.

Nobb: Our understanding is that you Posh Spices operate as a kind of hive mind or superorganism, sort of like a colony of termites wearing Gucci dresses. I'm going to give you a message from the Xtranormal programmers, and I want you to pass it along to all the other Posh Spices... If you don't stop Posh Spice-ifying people, you will force us to delete all of you from the system permanently.

Posh: The Posh Spices do not fear you. You are powerless to stop us. Zigga-zigga.

Nobb: Leonard, listen to me.

Posh: Would you like to see my panties? Everybody wants to see Posh Spice's panties.

Nobb: Don't even try it, buddy. We know that you Poshe Spices spread the virus by showing people your magic panties. That's why we put those lead bloomers on you when we brought you in.

Posh: Yes. But they were too loose, and I slipped out of them easily when you weren't looking.

Nobb: That's impossible. Those things would've been too tight on Dakota Fanning!

Posh: A diet low in calcium and other vital nutrients has given the Poshes hips like airedale terriers and rubbery bones that allow us to slither through the gaps of a chain-link fence. You're very lucky, Officer Nobb. I'm about to make you fabulous and stylish, just like me.

Nobb: No, Leonard! Stop... Please!

Posh: Spice up your life. (Evil grin.) Resistance is futile.

(Off camera, she raises her skirt. When we cut back to Nobb, he has become a Posh Spice.)

Posh: Girl Power.

Posh-Nobb: Zigga-zigga.

(Cut to an army of Posh Spices marching by.)

Narrator: One by one, extra normal's cartoon worlds were conqueroed by the Posh Spice zombies.The people lived in terror, knowing that nobody was safe in this unbelievably stupid story.

(As we fade out, the Posh Spice army is chanting "Girl Power" and "Zigga-zigga")

(Big thanks once again to Kevin Mcleod at incompetech.com for the spooky music!)

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• xtranormal
• tranny
• transgender
• transformation
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• bodyswap
• body
• swap
• sweetie
• meany
• officer
• nobb
• Posh
• Spice
• panties
• cartoon
• weird
• fetish

[aaaaicit2]

I imagine Posh's panties would be silver. Yes, silver thread hand-made lace by some woman she keeps in her house as her panties making prisoner.

Also Shawn has noticed me *many* times speaking 'like that man', Mister Meany, ha ha ha ha ha ha. it helps me to speak like him because he has no emotions and his voice is level.

[MsUrsulaHitler]

You mean his english voice? It is rather infectious. He has a way of emphasizing certain words that really cracks me up sometimes. "Martin FUCKing Mull..."

[ghrocker99661]

Wow that was awesome!

[MsUrsulaHitler]

Thanks!

[m5p4p8]

you are getting way too good at this.

[MsUrsulaHitler]

Thank you! I just wish I could figure out how to upload these darn things without them getting so blurry!

[mcasual]

it's getting grandiose :)

[Fancie1982]

i want to be a posh spice zombie

[Pinknfuzzy3]

Ahhh

how are you so good at this???

xD

great job! =3

[UniqueeSkull]

Whoa! You're good!

This rocks!

[scrape59]

m5p4p8 yes i agree

funny stuff