Message to Anonymous Subgenius

Brothers and Sisters,
We must confront ourselves.
We know that all men and women are created good.

We must understand why you have gone bad. You can not play checkers with your life, jumpin' around like an 'ol whirl wind.

Wrapping your dishes and plates and then unpacking them and placing them back on the shelf.

This is not the way Jehova One has designed you to act.

Unless.. you are willing to admit, that you are a normal, a pink boy, a ninny, a twit.

Only then can you decide where your path shall lead you. We know in head, that we are all created good by Jehova One.

Some of you got such bad luck sometimes in your life, you couldn't hang yourself with your own neck tie.

This is when you should look to Bob.

When you look to Jehova One, and say "Bob, come into my life" and you shall see, one set of footprints in the sand.

And that is when you will know, that Bob has charged you $5.99 to carry you to the nearest taxi.

Praise Bob in his divine ways.

You got to know, that life is like a vanishing twin. A baby inside of a twin inside of a woman's belly.

That's how confusin' this wiggly world can be. You got to raise up above this wiggly world and grab the hand of Bob!

Praise him and all that flows through Bob!

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[steventherunner]

i just stumbled upon this and im pretty confused

is bob something that people think is rediculous as a religion but respect some of his theories or is it more of a big joke

or what?

[lennonvideo]

@steventherunner The answer is Yes and a suffusion of Yellow.

[steventherunner]

@lennonvideo .... son of a bitch i still dont know anything about subgenius

[lennonvideo]

@steventherunner Let Rev. Suzi the Floozie give you a sermon.. Cheers! radio4all{DOT}net/index.php/pr­ogram/52104

[Ragentor]

Anonymous misunderstood the whole point. They watched that crappy movie and thought that everyone looking the same means individuality and anarchy. Read the book V for Vendetta, it's quite different I assure you. The SubG Message is BE who you ARE and SCREW the CON. I think that Anonymous is a CON trick to make proto-SubGs into conforming twats.

[datasoluble]

"Bob" cannot abide any competing mind control cults.

[whoischillys]

Ordained Minister Chilly S reprezent! Give me SLACK or give me DEATH!

[1dread2dread]

Read the SubGenius psychlopedia of slack The BoBliographon. funny book. it will tell you allllllllllllll about subgenius.

[1dread2dread]

likely a offshoot of Discordinanism. Discordianism is sometimes considered a parody religion, They use subversive humor to spread its philosophy & to prevent their beliefs from becoming dogmatic.because there is encouragement to form schisms it has been likened to Zen, Discordia is centered on the idea that both order & disorder are illusions imposed on the universe by the human nervous system, and that neither of these are anymore accurate or objectively true than the other.

[MajestyOvTheNightSky]

@steventherunner and it plays on that, and makes you love it even more...

[Afdb27]

lol, and a little philip k. dick miixed in.

[Afdb27]

lol, wow.  this is all makes me think of a blending of of HGttG and parody cult based religions. wow, all i gotta say out loud is "wow...." so long and thanks for all the fish.

[elidie123]

How do i get to be a member, and will i get rich?