Uploaded on Aug 24, 2009
Title: "A Professional Pirate"
by Tim Curry (Long John Silver) and the Pirates
CD: Muppet Treasure Island (soundtrack)
I DO NOT OWN MUPPETS OR THIS SONG!
(LYRICS!) Everyone wanted me to post the lyrics :)
Long John Silver: When I was just a lad looking for my true vocation
My father said "Now son, this choice deserves deliberation
Though you could be a doctor or perhaps a financier
My boy why not consider a more challenging career"
Pirates: Hey ho ho
You'll cruise to foreign shores
And you'll keep your mind and body sound
By working out of doors
Long John Silver: True friendship and adventure are what we can't live without
All: And when you're A Professional Pirate
Polly Lobster: That's what the job's about
Long John Silver: "Upstage, lads, this is my ONLY number!"
Now take Sir Francis Drake, the Spanish all despise him
But to the British he's a hero and they idolize him
It's how you look at buccaneers that makes them bad or good
And I see us as members of a noble brotherhood
Pirates: Hey ho ho We're honorable men
And before we lose our tempers we will always count to ten
Long John Silver: On occasion there may be someone you have to execute
All: But when your a professional pirate
Clueless Morgan: You don't have to wear a suit..... what?
Mad Monty: I could have been a surgeon I like taking things apart
Polly Lobster: I could have been a lawyer But I just had too much heart
Morgan: I could have been in politics Cause I've always been a big spender
Black Eyed Pea: And me...I could have been a contender
Long John Silver: Some say that pirates steal and should be feared and hated
I say we're victims of bad press it's all exaggerated
We'd never stab you in the back, we'd never lie or cheat
We're just about the nicest guys you'd ever want to meet
(Long John Speaks...)
All: Hey ho ho
It's one for all for one
And we'll share and share alike with you and love you like a son
We're gentlemen of fotune and that's what we're proud to be
And when your a professional pirate.
Long John Silver: You'll be honest brave and free
The soul of decency
You'll be loyal and fair and on the square
And most importantly
All: When you're a professional pirate
You're always in the best of company.