yeah the 10th epic rap battles
Lyrics:
Ben Franklin:I'm big ben Franklin and this shant be pretty. Let me instruct you how we battle
in the city of philly, You couldn't sell Rick James a bag of snacks. your out of
practice my victory's more certain than death or taxes.Fact is your a hack
wack qvc joke,You peddle soap,that cleans bird stains from my windows! .I'll craft a lyrical coffin
and spit the nails in call me Arthur Miller son cause it's death of a salesman.
Billy Mays:Hi Billy Mays here with a special TV offer watch me crush this bald fat
foppish founding father.I'll take my awesome auger and sell your quaker oats.
I'll shoot your rhymes down like a regiment of red coats.I'm the lord of the pitch
and leader in home sales you're just a lumpy pumpkin who invented the mail
Benny's got kite'n key but you're in for a shock when i strike you with bolts
from My lightning rod Clock!!
Ben Franklin:Stop i protest these intolerable raps It just takes one easy payment for me to kick your pants cause I'm mint,I'm money,I'm an educated gentleman
so join or die Bill cause it's all about the Benjamin
Billy Mays:But wait,there's more(drops dead Rip Billy Mays)
Epic rap battles guy:Is there anyone out there that can finish this battle,anyone?,anyone?
Sham wow guy:I can.You following me camera guy?cause it's about to get furios
you're gonna love my n0ts until you're bi-focal-curios.
Your boy George chopped down trees you couldn't break a piece of balsa slap
chop your face make a double chin salsa your style so broke.
They call you poor richard its bad enough i gotta see everytime i tip a str!pper.
Vince against a founding father is just too bad cause after this America is gonna
lose a dad
Watch The Original:http://tinyurl.com/5uxwz75
why did you censor cock? it means chicken
SonicTheHedgehogJr50 6 months ago 32
Why did you take out the word stripper?
gabey1111 6 months ago 20