Out of the Silent Planet: The Rap

Lyrics: Yo my name is doctor ransom, and I was hiking in the midlands
i was tired but the town wouldn't put up with lodgeing demans

So I walked to sterk, it was a nice town,
But then a woman ran at me with a frown

She said she thought I was her son and he lived is the Rise
She said he was there with an old friend I despise

I knew there might not be lodging, but i could always rome
So I set off to "the Rise" to make sure Harry would go home

When I got there I heard screaming, it was scary
They were talking about a spaceship and they wanted harry

I kinda interrupted but they wanted none of that
So they send me to bed with a cool little hat

Next thing i know, i woke up and it was warm
Everything was shaking like i was in a storm

I now know I am kidnaped and floating in space
If i could beat them up, id show no grace!

I asked "Why kidnap me, where are we going"
They said i wasn't smart and didn't want be knowing

Then I hear their gonna sacrifice me to a sorn
Man now i wish i was never even born

We landed on the planet, they tried to feed me to a beast
So i ran into the forest, I was not gonna be a feast

I kept running and came across a lake
I meat a hross he offered water in which i did take

I hross let me on his boat and the water was hot
It was also very choppy and i threw up a lot

The hrossa were my friend I should take that for granite
So I went back to their home and they told me bout their planet

I told them about the beast from the lake before
They said we'd hunt and there'd be lots of gore

I told them about my story, they said to see the ruler of all
Its name was Oyosda, id get there even if i had to crawl

So I went up the mountain and into a cave
there was a giant animal but i wasn't afraid

I then talk to the Oyosda, he asks me why i am here
I said because I Denton I have a great fear

They kidnaped me just to get more gold
which they didn't want they just sold

Oyosda then says"I wont the the other 2"
But this is exactly what u need to do

Go home tomorrow I will give you little air
So only talk in emergency if you are scared

Now their still in the ship its been almost 90 days
It is very quite and they are in a daze

Ransom hears weird noises and something is revealed
He looks outside, they have landed in a field

So that is my story I'm just glad i survived,
Because i know i could have easily died

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• out
• of
• the
• silent
• planet
• cs
• lewis
• rap
• book

[bestiaccia]

Great!

[salty5908]

Excellent!!!

[HHGary]

Fantastic!

[frozenstrawbs]

@GameAddictedWhiteboy agreed

[frozenstrawbs]

@GameAddictedWhiteboy agreed

[auhin]

awesome!!!!!

[avoner]

Pa encima de cutre eres feo compañero...

[GameAddictedWhiteboy]

No plot to the song? stupid lyrics? Failed pics/greenscreen?Bad beat?Failed lipsinging;always off?Looking at one spot the whole time?-10/5...adding another negative 5 because its "ROAM" not "ROME" -_-... -15/5

[TheGoodMovieChannel]

Fail.

[Thespikydude]

cool 5/5