Pretty much idiot-proof Perfect Parsnip Soup

1 lb parsnips chopped
1 large onion chopped
2 cloves garlic chopped
3 tbs butter or olive oil
1/3 cup flour
3 pinches curry powder
4 cups chicken (or veg) stock
milk, salt & pepper to taste


Chop parsnips, onion, garlic.
Sauté for 5 minutes until onions are translucent.
Add the flour & curry powder.
Stir.
Add the chicken stock, stirring all the time.
Bring to a boil, then lower heat & simmer for 15 minutes, stirring occasionally, until parsnips are tender.
For creamier soup, blend 1/2 of your mixture into mush and then return to pot.
Add (pinch of milk) salt, & pepper to taste.
Have a monkey taste the soup and give yourself a big opposable thumbs up.
*Post me a video of you enjoying your soup with friends/foes/pets/a cardboard cutout of me and Bob Dylan, or show us your parsnip-soup-making disasters.

xox
H

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[cocasianasian]

I haven't worked out all the math for this yet

but I think that if you know a recipe for parsnips

while the rest of the world doesn't even know what a parsnips is

then it probably means that you would logically have to own a monkey.

if my calculations are correct

[uhiuhio]

I was once attacked by a brigand wielding a large parsnip. I had to be hospitalized.

[Mcvthree3]

Your dog is weird-looking.

[bugogorac]

Yeah, pure Horatio Alger man...

Listen, let's get down to the brass tacks here. How much for the ape?

[DrPhibes10]

monkey soup

[MooneyGary]

@demmylowther == The beauty of satire is that you need not believe in a social issue to argue passionately in it's favor. And, I can clearly see the scarcasm in this (as usual) brilliant satire by WritingHannah.

[usefulmusic]

@demmylowther Explain what's wrong with being a socialist.

[usefulmusic]

No monkey could have a nicer mom than you Hannah.

[MsBellski]

Love your vids - so glad I found you!

[tovadaq]

Parsnip soup?

Sounds like stone soup to me...

[demmylowther]

Beefhat,it is the same if I was going to what I thought was a rock concert but when I got there,the band started promoting Obama,talking politics.I just want to watch a concert,or a utube video on cooking,not a video of a Obama supporter showing us how to cook.I went to this womans utube sight to check out other cooking videos and she's shoving Obama shit .I'd explain it better if I weren't so tired.