Diddy Kong Racing Music: Wizpig

Billy and Mandy ending

Does anyone know any help for beating Wizpig the first time? I play as Tiptup (since my narcissistically high testosterone levels forbid me from playing as Pipsy) and slow down at the speed boosts so that they propel me forward and I put myself directly in front of Wizpig so his gut sends me bouncing forward. Any other tips?

wizpig is such a funny sounding name

Some of the comments below me are pretty gross...O.o

indeed.

Cheres!

we're not talking about hacks man...

I wasn't.

omg congrats. You've mannageg to masturbate with a gamecube controller while hacking your ass off in a great game. all this is done while blindfolded too. Hey man if you like that kind of stuff its alright with me. Just don't rub your fucking nonsense in other people's business

Wow, congratulations on raping the English language. "Mannageg"? Want to explain what that is? Surely you didn't mean "managed", did you? Why don't you go take your assumptions and shove them up your ass; don't worry, it;ll come out of your mouth since a lot of shit seems to come out of it anyway.