Turtle Fucks A Hiking Boot/ Shoe
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Uploaded by Merrick0001 on Mar 12, 2009
Cowabunga.
The squeaking noise it makes is most likely produced to induce the female into ovulation. This was no female, I assure you. And if I recall correctly, no shoe has ovaries, except maybe converse all-stars, cos emos wear that shit. And emos listen to emo music, which is like punk rock on estrogen. And estrogen comes from ovaries. Yeah. Yep. Fuckin emos.
The song is Let It Whip, by the Dazz Band. Copyright 1982 Motown Records. All rights reserved.
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That is truly inspirational.
2 years ago 9
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im not emo and i wear CHUCK TAYLORS
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That boot was asking for it. I mean, did you see the way it was dressed?
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SQUEEK!
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@iDorie i think that was his tail lol
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Rapist turtle FTW !!! :D
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THIS WAS ON COLBERT REPORT!
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@iDorie that was his tail
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@Merrick0001 Uhm no, it just looked extremely gross.
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Hahahaha the turtle's penis wasn't attractive, and was that the turtle making that noise???
iDorie 1 year ago 2
@iDorie What in the hell do you mean it wasn't attractive??? You into reptilian bestiality or something
Merrick0001 1 year ago 7
one of the most fucked up things i've ever seen.
kramer999999999 1 year ago
@kramer999999999 But its a turtle fucking a boot. Chances are you've never seen 2 girls 1 cup or bmi pain olympics, or for that matter anything gross at all lol
Merrick0001 1 year ago
@Merrick0001 oh please. what do you take me for? i'm a web jockey from way back. i've seen shit that would make your eyes cataract. i said it was fucked up cuz its a turtle FUCKING A BOOT. gross is another dimension altogether.
kramer999999999 1 year ago
@kramer999999999 I've seen gutwrenching shit myself. I don't need to prove myself, as doing so would make us both look like idiots.
Yeah it is sorta messed up lol
Merrick0001 1 year ago