Who Knew?

Who knew I was this sick? yt:quality=high Thanks to the fine work of our media and the world wide web, I've finally come up with a self diagnosis....SWINE FLU!!!
Lyrics:




Wrinkling eyes, flabby ass thighs
Is this a curse?
Couldnt get any worse,
My hairs thinning out
My feet have the gout
My prostates all swollen
I have spots on my colon

Who could have known?
What these symptoms were showin
Who knew?
Who knew?

Ive got joints with arthritis
Not to mention bronchitis
I so filled with infection
Cant hardly get an erection!

Who knew?
Who knew?
Who knew?
Its all been from swine flu

Suddenly Ive got nose hair
Ive got moles everywhere
Cant live with this pain
Its been causing me weight gain

Who knew?
Who knew?
Who knew?
Its all from swine flu

Swine flu
Swine flu
Swine flu
Its all from swine flu




Now my gums are receding
Ive got hemorrhoids, theyre bleeding
My arches have fallen
Im allergic to pollen!

Who knew?
Who knew?
Who knew?
Its all from swine flu

This is my story
Im so sorry its gory
Try to be optimistic
But, were all just statistics

Of Swine flu

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[macward66]

lol, excellent

[hallbe]

Well looky here! I thought you hated me! ;-)

Thank you sir!

[macward66]

@hallbe I get lots of hate comments, i dont think this is swine flu though,,,its called getting old as hell lol

[hallbe]

Amen bro! ;-) And I'll never give you hate...just a hard time! I enjoy your take on stuff!

[b1mgqn56]

FANTASTICCCCC  BEN WonderFuL Song And So CreaTiveLy Done GreaT Voice ALso Your Awesome HUGS ***** AngeL *****

[hallbe]

Aw...thanks Angle!

[hallbe]

@1rudeApe Ha ha! I'm not at all familiar with motley crew. So, they must have stolen it from me! ;-)

[everydayadventuring]

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[1stSuperChannel]

This is amazing! 5/5

You really have some lyrics once again...

[HappyPoorBoy]

It's already started! The nose hairs are growing at a rapid rate! aaaaagh