Monday Night Combat: Assassin Scouting Report

Scared of speed, stealth and cunning? Afraid of light bending around your enemies? Hate the confusion of wondering where your prey went? Not appreciative of blades? Like words? Then Assassin is what you need to watch out for! The Monday Night Combat Assassin is the scalpel in a world of chainsaws. She is the answer to those annoying questions. She is the reason Pros wake up in a cold sweat. She's a ghost, an enigma, the whisper of something sinister coming and she's a chick. This season the Assassin is why you need to watch your back.

You want to avoid being another notch on the Assassin's hilt, right? Remember these things:

1. Her blades are deadly, keep her distance. If she's shooting shurikens at you, keep your distance, watch wall bounces and hope for the best.

2. You can't out run her. So kill her fast!

3. Be observant, watch for the warble and listen for the hum of her cloak. If all else fails, get a tank and light her up!

4. If she smoke bombs you, look to the skies. Better yet, take her down before she has a chance to smoke bomb you then laugh hysterically.

Most of all remember that chicks with swords are deadly. Chicks with swords who eat bacon are just plain scary.

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[Shadow12000]

@kelvincmd16 Too bad slam is easily countered by the simple action of JUMPING. Cry some more, please, it's fun to watch little kids try to act tough by spouting out curse words.

[MormonPJesus]

black guy is high as fuck

[Raxxos]

cheezburger(dot)com/Winkekatze­/lolz/View/5787986944

its a assault meme pls like it :D

[Spoldier]

Hold on a sec the assassin is a chik how could I miss that more lil ass ass in

[MrAnders0n2]

@YaikonMetal Sorry if that seemed incredibly abrasive; just keep in mind that that wasn't just aimed at you. A lot of people hold the same "assassin was nerfed!!!" opinion and it drives me insane, as well as the people complaining about airstrike respawn time being slower for the support, saying that was a nerf as well.

[YaikonMetal]

@MrAnders0n2 Touche', i suppose i just viewed it as them nerfing the assassin.

[MrAnders0n2]

@Joshslick Those were more flashy projectiles shot from Blackjacks; Uber had to tone down those effects since it was messing with the game's framerate or something.

[MrAnders0n2]

@YaikonMetal I manage Assassin just fine without that cheap crutch garbage like you use to do when cloaking while stabbing was a thing. Go farm bot kills and juice on someone's turrets if you can't prove useful in any other way. I guess we're better of if you "stopped playing" just because an exploit was dealt with.

[YaikonMetal]

ever since they patched the assassin to where you cant go invisible while back stabbing, i stopped playing. that was CRUCIAL to the assassins abilities. People just bitched cuz they didn't think it was fair, but in a game like this theres never gonna be a 100% balanced match.

[Queliriss]

i just dont get it, in every game i play almost in monday night combat, when im the assassin and i kill everyone, they say assassin is for noobs... assassin is complete shit if you dont know how to play it, she dies in almost no hit

[Joshslick]

0:23

What the hell were those sphere things?

[Kennuhisaki]

@Lyso1990

Monday Night Combat Soundtrack - Assassin Scouting Report Theme

pretty tight theme :D