Thunderf00t -Westboro Baptist Church (full interview)

if you find it hard to watch, pity me, I had to sit through this shit!

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Friday 8th July, the Phelp interview. The main reason I thought the Phelps would be fun would be a passage in Luke (also in another gospel I think), where Jesus is describing the end times. Two men in a bed! Jesus says you can get raptured if you are two men in one bed! I also listen to a load of xian radio going across country, and I could make such a great gay sermon from this.

'Remember Lotts Wife! This is clearly a reference to not looking back, and the very next line is about two men in a bed. Jesus is quite clear about his choice of sexes here, he could have said a man and his wife, he could have said a mother and her child, but no, its two men in ONE bed, ONE bed, signifying the one-ness of the two men... etc etc'. This is always what bugs me when people start blathering about being 'scholarly' in Christianity. I've listened to the scholars, and yes of the stupidity they issue forth, this (two men in ONE bed) comment wouldn't even register above the noise!

Anyway bear in mind it was just an idea, and that I had driven from Columbus to Kansas city the previous day, and had no time to prepare at all.

They were very courteous when they greeted me, Megan and Megan, one young and pretty, the other as ugly as her opinions.

I had hoped to try and keep it all on a civilized, clear and logical level, but it became almost instantly obvious that this was a lost cause. The hostility of 'Meg the Eldar' was really something I was unprepared for. The volume, the amount, and the hostility in the pitch of her voice was that of a bitter, bitter woman. Like a dog that's been tormented daily till all it knows how to do is attack anything that comes within biting distance. The daughter, I had the feeling was only there for eye-candy, or was just there as a spectator so Meg the Eldar could show her how to properly hate something not of the cult. The daughter spoke softly and had it just been me and her we might have made some progress. She had a venomfangx look to her. Every argument had a 'memorized by rote' unthought through answer, but given time it might have been possible to untangle some of the mess. But alas, Meg the Eldar, from the very start was throwing in pointless insults at every opportunity, 'your nothing special' 'your country is worthless' 'your mother...' etc etc. Water off a ducks back for me of course, I've had more shit thrown at me than that before. Battle-hardened to the childish feces flinging :-) . Eventually, I decided that Meg the Eldar could not be allowed to streamroller the events by doing 90 % of the talking, only 5% of which was relevant, but when I accosted her about it she threatened repeatedly to leave.

Realizing that she essentially had the trump card of just walking out, I went for the 'Jesus endorses homosexuality' gambit.

It hit the spot, and they 'RAGE-QUIT'. The great thing was though that Meg the Eldar acknowledged that women should be grinding mill with rocks when the rapture happens.

PWNED BITCH.

After that back on the road, and drove for a LONG time. Made it to Colorado Springs by dusk, and stopped off at a coffee shop to upload some stuff, catch up with email etc. But by this time I was a spent wraith. My plan had been to head up to the mountains and find some quiet forest road to park on. Eyeballing the map 'Cripples Creek' looked fun. Boy did I get it wrong. I was expecting things to get quiet and empty very quickly. Not a bit of it, turns out its all ski resorts etc up there. Nothing worse that having to drive on and on and on in the dark when you are exhausted. But alas no alternatives. Eventually gave up and found a larger siding and just crashed out. I had figured the traffic would die off quickly after midnight, but not a bit of it. There was a steady stream of cars, every minute or so throughout the night. I just couldn't figure it out. Where were they coming from and going too? To me this looked like a road to nowhere. At any rate I woke up in the night to see Jupiter rising over the mountains. First time I've seen him this year! Hopefully nearer opposition I will get a team together to do a global planetary timelapse!

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[1PSGL0NB]

Arguing with a Christian is like playing chess with a pigeon.

You could be the greatest player in the world, but the pigeon will still knock over all the pieces, shit on the board and strut around triumphantly.

[Sasoun1234]

I have NO IDEA how Thunderf00t lasted so long, I was on the verge of punching my LCD monitor

[AmyJ314]

@1PSGL0NB not all christians are like this. im christian and i'll listen to anyone else's opinion. these people are not true christians, they are fucking whacked in the head. :)

[TheSeanoftheBread]

@1PSGL0NB I must say, that is the best analogy for Christian arguments.

[TheSeanoftheBread]

"Who created the scientists?!"

Well, when a mommy and a daddy love each other very much...

[enzer59]

This is definitely "Taliban" mentality. Both women are so acutely brain washed! This is more evidence that religion can be extremely dangerous. I admire Thunderf00t being incredibly patient with those two nuts.

[wowzerz1229]

imagine trying to like haggle prices with her or something.

[jinhale]

She is so obnoxious. This just further demonstrates that ignorance and religion go hand in hand. She is so hypocritical in her actions: "shut up", all the while she interrupts and swears like a sailor. She is so vitriolic, loud, and aggressive. I don't think she listened to one question the whole time.

[Christopholes11]

The camera blurred several times during the video. I think it was trying to kill itself.

[SacredSoul1990]

That old bitch is rude as fuck. I respect thunderfoot for his patience.

[SacredSoul1990]

@Gambit13091 I think it's worse, a brick wall won't tell you that god's gonna dropkick your ass to hell.

[Johnf85]

Is there psychological profile for the westbrook folks? It would be interesting to know why, aside from the bat shit crazy diagnosis. We understand psychopaths, sociopaths, in terms of neurology. Maybe its just the power of indoctrination but it looks like there is something more. Will she start smiling when she gets to heaven? Finally?