Fear The Kids

LONGMONT, CO (April, 1999) -- A 10-year-old student was expelled when she turned in the small cutting knife her mother had placed in her lunchbox to cut her apple. (USA TODAY)

ALEXANDRIA, LA -- A second-grader was expelled for bringing her grandfather's gold-plated pocket watch to school because the watch had a tiny knife attached. (USA TODAY)

NEWPORT NEWS, Virginia (October, 1996) -- A kindergartner was suspended for bringing a beeper from home and showing it to classmates during a field trip. (CNN)

FAIRBORN, Ohio (October, 1996) -- A 13-year-old honor student was suspended from school for 10 days for accepting two Midol tablets from a classmate. (CNN)

FORT MYERS, Fla.(May, 2001) -- An 18-year-old senior and National Merit Scholar was suspended and charged with a felony count of possessing a weapon when a kitchen knife was found on the floor of her car while she was in class. (FOX NEWS)

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[narutokage777]

@catie1492 So art classes are basicly psycho killer training camps! My mind = blown!

[TheDinocam]

@catie1492 true.

[you123123123123]

Anyone else sing a variation of that song in their childhood?

[catie1492]

anything can be a weapon, if you are creative.

[ranth44]

@GamingIdiot42Neo yea, i mean im paranoid, but im not one of these people who will deny it to your face

[GamingIdiot42Neo]

I remember I posted a halloween story on Facebook this year and everyone was shocked and scared that I might be a psychopath because I used "I" in the story even though I said it was purely fictional. I love how people are sooooo paranoid nowadays.

[fireluigi12]

in elementary, my friend wrote an essay about a guy with his roommate and how he devoured him in his sleep with even knowing it (like a werewolf or something). my friends parents had a talk to the teacher about what movies he watches, but that was pretty much it.

thank god i live in germany, where the school system is a little less stupid.

[kaitegurlxo]

funny thing acutely btw I'm in 7th grade now and in 5th grade i was in a hardcore catholic school

and i had a habit of drawing guns and knives (just cuz i like to draw them for the heck of it)

and i acutely got suspended for the rest of the year and spend my summer in school because of absence they didn't question me about it they didn't talk to me about my feeling on it or how i was feeling they just assumed the worst and kicked me out dumbasses

[MegaCman13]

Role role role your joint. Twist it at the end. light it up. Take a puff. Pass it to a friend.

smoking weed is great.

[MegaCman13]

@BBPatterson12 um whats wrong with having a bisexual girlfriend? i have 1.