MIDDLE CLASS IN THE USA (Party in the USA Parody THE SSP)

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I LOST MY JOB AND THEN MY SUCCESS
BUT I HAVE A WORTHLESS COLLEGE DEGREE
WELCOME TO TEETERING ON HOMELESSNESS
I NEED A MONEY BACK GUARANTEE
DEFERRED MY LOANS CUZ I COULDN'T PAY 'EM ON TIME
LOOK TO THE FUTURE AND I SEE THE UNEMPLOYMENT LINE
IT'S GOT ME APPREHENSIVE
EVERYTHING IS SO EXPENSIVE
THE BUBBLE BURST AND I AM SURE YOU'VE HEARD THIS
MY HOME EQUITY IS WORTHLESS
I PAY MY TAXES TO BENEFIT A CEO
BUT I WANNA KEEP MY CELL PHONE ON
AND KEEP MY CABLE ON
AND MAYBE FIX MY LAWN

SO I PUT MY HANDS UP LIKE I'M GETTING ROBBED
THERE'S NOTHING I CAN DO OR SAY
CHARGING THE CARD RIGHT HERE
CUZ I'M BOUNCING THE CHECK RIGHT THERE
AND I COULD GET A BAILOUT IF I WAS GM
OR IF MY NAME WAS FANNIE MAE
YEAH
I'M MIDDLE CLASS IN THE USA
YEAH
I'M MIDDLE CLASS IN THE USA

I COMMUTE IN MY CAR ITS A PIECE OF CRAP
BUT I CAN'T AFFORD A NEW ONE NOW
LIKE WHY'S THIS DUDE BACK AT JIFFY LUBE
DOES HE JUST GO THERE TO HANG OUT?
SO HARD WHEN MY KIDS NEED BRACES
AND I LOOK INTO THEIR MESSED UP FACES
CUZ ORTHODONTICS GOT ME SKITTISH
I GUESS I'LL TELL PEOPLE THEY'RE BRITISH
IT'S DISCONCERTING WHEN MY CHILDREN COME HOME SICK
WHEN I JUST LOST MY INSURANCE
THAT'S WHEN THE ATM RETURNS MY CARD TO ME
CUZ MY ACCOUNT WAS OVERDRAWN
DUE TO INSUFFICIENT FUNDS
SO NOW I'M PLAYIN' DONKEY KONG

SO I PUT MY HANDS UP CUZ I'VE HAD ENOUGH
WITH THE WAY THINGS ARE THESE DAYS
AM I BUYING GENERIC YEAH
IS MY WIFE IN HYSTERICS YEAH
CUZ I JUST TOLD HER I BOUGHT THE GROCERIES
BY CASHING OUT MY 401K
NO MORE CHEERIOS
WHEN IT'S TIME TO START MY DAY
IT'S HONEY TOASTED OATS
FOR THE DISAPPEARING CLASS IN THE USA

FEEL LIKE ROBBING A BANK TONIGHT
(YEAH THAT SEEMS RIGHT)
MAYBE I'LL START WITH COUNTRYWIDE
(WHERE I RE-FIED)
I WONDER HOW THEY SLEEP AT NIGHT
(BUT I'MA BE ALRIGHT)
CUZ I JUST BOUGHT SOME STOCK IN ASTROGLIDE

SO I TAKE MY WIFE OUT TO THE OLIVE GARDEN
FOR OUR TENTH ANNIVERSARY
FILLING UP ON SALAD YEAH
FREE BREADSTICKS WITHOUT A CARE
I KNOW IT'S NOT THE RITZ BUT I'M ON A BUDGET
AND WHEN YOU'RE HERE YOU'RE FAMILY
YEAH
YOU'RE ALSO MIDDLE CLASS IN THE USA
DESSERT WE SHARE
CUZ WE'RE MIDDLE CLASS IN THE USA

SO I THROW MY PLANS OUT FOR THAT SWIMMING POOL
THE OLD ONE'S GONNA HAVE TO STAY
CUZ THE ROOF NEEDS TO BE REPAIRED
AND I'M NOT A FRIGGIN' MILLIONAIRE
SO I'M SORRY KIDS BUT THAT DISNEY TRIP
IS PROBABLY GONNA HAVE TO WAIT
I KNOW IT'S NOT FAIR
BUT WE'RE MIDDLE CLASS IN THE USA
WE'RE LIVING ON A PRAYER
WE'RE MIDDLE CLASS IN THE USA

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[lilrangerdanger]

you guys are fuckin awsome! 603 for life!!!

[Jacobjensen464]

18 people thought the dislike button said dis i like

[DukeDarkshadow]

How does this not have more views??

[efiorentino1024]

This video deserves way more views

[IrishmanNH]

These guys are Wicked funny!!!! Got to love N'Hampsha!!!

[blackaristo]

That sums things up perfectly!

[DrDangDOGGone]

Is this the begging of the biggest party the world have every known? Does poverty = togetherness?

[cheeryboff]

ultimate cheeer.. REPRESTING!

[Tzimnewman3]

Doctor Ron Paul has the medicine. Allow him to apply it 2012.

[efiorentino1024]

Guy at 1:06 looks like James Taylor

[TheRsMusicMaster]

i feel sorry for the kids. no disney...

[Raygun7689]

603 yea buddy