Children Schmildren, Parent Schmarent
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Until they become teenagers, stage a coup, take over the island and start refining uranium.You are then gradually poisoned with radiation which you mistake for signs of aging. After turning the island into a toxic waste dump and bankrupting the treasury they send you to an institution called a *home* while they sort out all the shit that is your fault.
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But you'll never get to experience the joy... of crushing guilt when you make a mistake, or shout at them for acting like a fool at the dinner table and make them cry. Basically you get to be king of crazy island, and that has to be worth it.
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well - if we ever changed our minds we should have kids together - we agree they should be locked in the basement so they don't catch the dumb...no tv, no light, no icky icky.
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OK I'll write the book :)
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"Featured Video"! How bout that shit.
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Haha!
I think I'm going to leave a Bring back Mr Wrong Wrong comment on every Bedlam video I watch from now on!
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no, no, we will have to find out where he is hidden, then in the middle of the night rescue him - once we save our new found leader, we can worship and build great shires in his honor
now bow, burn incense and pray to secret cult of the Wrong Wrong - it's the right thing to do.
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Good idea! Maybe we can get a campaign going.
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Your hair is rising up to strangle you for years of abuse...
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we should do something...
I know, call social services!
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He better not have done. If that Bedlam is actively witholding Mr WrongWrong from YouTube something should be done.
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I wonder if Sean put him in a Foster Home
Why no long-ish rants anymore? That isn't a whinge, it's a request.
smurfieboo 1 year ago
Good question. Let me see what I can do....
seanbedlam 1 year ago