Bachelor's Degree Programs that Don't Mess Around at AIU

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American InterContinental University (AIU) has bachelor's degree programs that are focused on raising your marketability, not your spirit. So you won't find fraternities, nationally ranked football teams, or even adorable, fuzzy mascots around here. But you will find bachelor's degree programs that can be completed in as little as 15 months.

Mascot: I know mascots aren't supposed to talk, but I can't keep quiet any longer! Can you believe there are people who are trying to make it through bachelors degree programs... with no help from a mascot?

Mascot: ...and I go to the top of the pyramid.

Cheerleader: That's not even physically possible.

Mascot: You just don't want any fresh ideas.

Mascot: I'm serious! And they're not just completing their bachelors degree programs—they're doing it at AIU. You know what that is: America's #1 Unparty School.

LEGAL: Find disclosures on graduation rates, student financial obligations and more at aiuniv.edu/disclosures

Mascot: They're all business. No fraternities. No sororities. No football teams. No getting a cool nickname like "Gerkin" or..."Snake."

Mascot: Yeah, so I'm pretty much a walking good luck charm. Hey—

Mascot: And most important, no [points to himself]. All you get at AIU is a program made for busy working professionals who want to complete a bachelors degree program online, with no muss or fuss. Where's the fun in that?

Mascot: Go Panda, it's your birthday!

Mascot: I mean what kind of plush toy are you going to buy in their student store? Larry the Laptop?

Mascot: My pep is not rallied, Allen!

Mascot: I say, "say no, to a mascot free bachelors degree program!" Or you'll just have to raise your own pep. See how ya like that!

Female Voice Narration: Fuzzy, loveable mascots don't do anything to raise your marketability. So we don't have 'em. We're AIU, America's #1 Unparty School. See what we're all about at seriousu.com.

Legal: Not all programs are available in all states. AIU cannot guarantee employment or salary. Find disclosures on graduation rates, student financial obligations and more at aiuniv.edu/disclosures. REQ0238228

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