granny rap

we got board one night and thought of a rap song and came up with this...

written by kelly and garrett ellison


lyrics
just wanted you too look at the song me and my nephew wrote and tell me what you think.......

A TRUE ADDICTION (A cereal story)
Nutin to do but myspace
Get in my way I punch ya in the face
Crocberry's on my mind and dats foreal
U get home from school that's the main course meal
Opened up the pantry to see what we had
No crocberrys now im mad
Walked 2 the store see what they have
I come In the store like im da man
Wit a buck fifty in my hand
Walked to da back
Where da cereal at
And there stood a man in a white hat
Wat up sir how you doin 2day
Gimme some crocberry's ill be on my way
He looked at me, with a big smile
Shook my hand, and said my name is kyle
I knew from the start this man was whack
Had no Idea he had crocberry's in his sack
After I beat him down and stole is crocberry's
Went to look for some strawberries
Got to the bananas but then I jus quit
If I get home late mom will throw a fit
So I walk to the register with my money
Cashier just stared and looked at me funny
I said sir is there a problem what u lookin at
He said Im goin to need more money than that
I dug in my pockets like a mad man
Came out with 50 more cents in my hand
He said he needed more money for the tax
I just grinned and said that be wacks
Acted like I saw a nickel on the floor
Went to bend over but I ran out the door
People started to yell and scream and shout
Tried to run away but I got the gout
I tried to run over there
But theres a policeman with no hair
He pulled me over tried to cuff me up
Knocked him out wit a stiff uppercut
I just gimped away
Said have a nice day
I got to go home now by the way
Walked into the sunset like a HERO
(I forgot the crocberry's im just a zero)

Written By: Garrett& Kelly Ellison
i thought it was pretty good for a rap that took 30 mins to write...

Category:

Music

Tags:

• awesome
• funny
• granny
• cool
• rap
• song
• retard
• loser
• pwned
• owned
• great

[ShavosBlackJacket]

this is genius

[athrinzala69]

thats a cool granny

[BigBear11556]

love its funny as hell



[uncutest]

oh please!!! add the lyrics or give her teeths back

[uncutest]

oh please!!! add the lyrics or give her tooths back

[tjomc82]

lmao hell i rap like her and im 29! go grandma! here's another buck fifty darlin

[Awsomechick12358]

best granny ever

[beanBeanBEANBEANNESH]

ONE person is a retard

[sexiechikk69]

Lol

[swoook]

hey Vegeta wuts the veiw count on this video...ITS OVER 900000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Fuck12378]

xDD

[clubpenguinlovalady]

He he .. srry..