The Rapture will NEVER happen!

Attention delusional nutbags! The Rapture is NEVER going to happen. You idiots have been spreading this nonsense for 2,000 years, and it's time for this childish bullshit to go extinct. Every Christian who believes in a Rapture is just as insane as Harold Camping and the people who follow him.

FYI. Yes I know we are technically great apes and not monkeys, but great ape does not roll off the tongue and is not nearly as funny sounding. If it really bothers you, just pretend I said Ape.

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[Roleenepierre890]

READ THE BIBLE....

and watch the movie LEFT BEHIND..

THAT IS REAL U SHOULD NOT CALL IT AS FAKE!

[Myhopeisinhim]

is in the making.

Will Jesus return at the end of it all? Yes he will. I pray that you'll be prepared.

[Myhopeisinhim]

People mock the rapture, but they do not mock the situation our world is in. Everyone knows that something is changing, that something is coming. There is fear running rampant because we've reached a point where things are getting worse and no one knows what to expect.

Natural disasters will be on the rise. We know famine is coming...We know that a new world order is coming per usa's presidents words. We know that things are peaking in Israel which will lead to war..end-time prophesy...

[Myhopeisinhim]

@AtheistinFundyLand

If a mother says, if you run into the street, you'll get hit by a car...is that a threat? Is there a difference between a threat and a warning given by someone who loves you?

[MrAlexeiVolkov]

@GZxModzz monkeys have tails man apes don't. sure apes are hominoids like monkeys but they are not called monkeys tailless primates are apes not monkeys.

[GZxModzz]

@MrAlexeiVolkov Are you fuckin' stupid? What is a Great Ape? A "Monkey" is a category, of different kinds of "Monkeys". I mean there's Great Apes, Orangutangs, Gorillas etc. that fit into the monkey category/family.

[crh2010]

christians not knowing what the bible says....

SAY it aint so *sarcasm"

[MrAlexeiVolkov]

Nah bro we are not monkeys; we are great apes >:D.

[TheTheunknownkid]

GOD BLESS YOU :D

[TheAwsumDylan]

@warriorspikes51 lol fail