re: Frederick's Questions

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So Frederick asks questions. I have answers. In fact, I have more answers than he does questions.

Oh, and yes, my father really did die 20 years ago. No need to offer sympathy, I managed to get over it in the intervening 20 years.

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[keshalashay]

1) I would choose to be deaf but can't I just choose death so I won't have to see or hear all the bull shit that goes on? 2) I really don't know because if I catch my parents I probably would've told them to use the condoms unless they was trying to create a little sister for me (that if I was ten years old saying that) If they caught me I would just tell them that I'm a little busy right now and to close the door. 3) If I was being held hostage I would get Ozzy just because he is crazy as hell.

[AngryAussie]

@keshalashay Wear earplugs

[vickiormindyb]

from Mindy-I wouldn't be too upset if my mom walked in on me, but I wouldn't have wanted my dad to.

When he was alive, he barely liked the idea of me kissing a boy. Then, one time, he said I wasn't gonna be allowed to date until I'm 35.

My mom laughed and said 'Eric. That's ridiculous.'

So he said 'All right. Thirty. But that's as low as I go.'

She told me not to worry, he'd soften up, but I wasn't so sure.

He was really protective in that area.

[AngryAussie]

@vickiormindyb Dads always have those ideas ;)

[vickiormindyb]

One: I'd rather be blind, b/c I was when I was born. All I knew was sound and couldn't imagine losing that too. An operation restored my sight to 20/400.

I know a blind person who makes videos. I still don't know how he watches them, but he can prove that he does.

He's watched YOUR videos.

Two: Neither. I didn't even like doing it when the cat was in the same room. I told him he had to put her in another room and he laughed.

Three: I was a hostage in my bank. No way to Ozzy Osbourne

[AngryAussie]

It's literally impossible for a blind person to make videos like mine.

[Dudemeister28]

Mr.Angry please check ur friend invites, i have an ebil master plan!

[AngryAussie]

The drugs make him do all sorts of things.

[Dudemeister28]

Ozzy Osbourne for sure man, he'd bite the dudes heads off and run around flailing about with his arms outstreched!!

[mastermcgovern]

yes, yes it is