Old Ded Bob Song

The Ded Bob Sho at the 2010 Colorado Renaissance Festival in Larkspur, CO.
http://www.dedbob.com/

Lyrics:
Old Ded Bob, he had a farm
(E-I, E-I, O)
And on this farm he had a dyslexic cow
(E-I, E-I, O)
With an "oom-oom" here and an "oom-oom" there
Here an "oom", there an "oom"
Everywhere an "oom-oom"
Old Ded Bob, he had a farm
(E-I, E-I, O)

And on this farm he had a bull with substance abuse problem
(E-I, E-I, O)
With a "snort-snort" here and a "snort-snort" there
Here a "snort", there a "snort"
Everywhere a "snort-snort"
Old Ded Bob, he had a farm
(E-I, E-I, O)

And on this farm he had a nymphomaniac pig
(E-I, E-I, O)
With a "oink-doink" here and an "oink-doink" there
Here a "oink", there a "doink"
Everywhere a "oink-doink"
Old Ded Bob, he had a farm
(E-I, E-I, O)

And on this farm he had a cat with multiple personality disorder
(E-I, E-I, O)
With a "meow-bark" here and an "winny-moo" there
Here a "squawk", there a "grunt"
Everywhere a "cluck-baa"
Old Ded Bob, he had a farm
(E-I, E-I, O)

And on this farm he had a horse with an alternative lifestyle
(E-I, E-I, O)
With a "hey-hey" here and an "hey-hey" there
Here a "hey", there a "hey"
Everywhere a "hey-heyyy"
Old Ded Bob, he had a farm
(E-I, E-I, O)

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Ded
• Bob
• Sho
• 2010
• Colorado
• Renaissance
• Festival