Wee Man Vs Kayce One (Barber Shop Battle)

Lyrics -

The Wee Man

So, whit ye after mate,
Short back and sides sir?
Aw the barbers up here,
Whit'd ye swagger into mine for?

I'll give to you a number two,
And here's my fecal teaching,
See it means I'll poo all over you,
Before the brutal bleaching.

Don't fuckin' dare and try outstare me,
Be aware and bear in mind,
I want to push yer face back,
Further than my fuckin' hairyline.

So please beware cos I declare,
The Jewish version of Jihad,
It's gonna be a privilege,
To kill the kid fae Superbad.

And Zombieland,
Aw wait a minute,
Was he in it?
Hawd the bus,
Till I can suss,
If you're that spawny little cunt,
Fae Arrested Development.

Or are you that guy that went and done,
That film The Social Network?
Cos if that was you kudos is due,
Cos mate that was your finest work.

So whit's the deal, go tell me, squeal,
Are they both the same guy or whit?
Aw fuck I'm sick of talking flicks,
And that's the fuckin' size of it.

This ain't no movie scene no,
I'm more violent than Pacino,
And the vice bit in Casino,
Anythin' by Tarantino.

Cos I'll fuck you up worse than Tarantino did wi Grindhouse,
I'll smack ye round the heed till you're pan breed like Amy Winehouse.


Kayce One

aw naw

who is this guy
acting like a dafty
iv seen him on buchanan street
battle rapping grannies

c'mon wee man
3 mums 3 dads
this sketchy cunt
runs when he sees police vans

u sed it ur self, your a wee man nuthing more
look at your face
some one used it as a cutting board

ya daft junkie, somethings up i cant be wrong
mate u look like polly pocket wae a trackie on

got a problem?
think ur tall or something?
talk about ur height
but that would be a short discussion

think your aww that
i think talk crap
small twat
that cap makes you look like a bawbag


so get lost
tangled up like dreadlocks
forget a shell suit
i ll leave ye shell shocked

so this lil midget fucker
sorta thinks his rhymins cools
judging by the height of you
you write like ur in primary 2

primary school, they aint even heard of ye
this cunts so dumb he was held back in nursery

so hes mad, cant stop hating
cock tasting, lacoste wearing
caucasian

mate iv gotta ask what ye hard for
seeing as this faggot cant even dance to hardcore

hes gumming out and coming down
boot ye to the arran isles
running out for a half a mile
jumps around tae darren styles

want movie flips?
JUNO I'll kill him
then im taking on the world like im
scott pilgrim

so get out my face i dont wanna talk to ye
i dont see the point, my team mates already bodied ye

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[sheepoperation]

amy winehouse, Ooooohh that was too soon wasn'ae it! a feel bad bout that!

hahaha class

[sonsofscotlanduk]

Brilliant. Great to see Wee Man involved with more Scottish Hip Hop acts. Funny stuff. props.

[EliteSaijan]

Awesome.

[mcostelrapper]

BUT BIG UPS TO THE WEE YIN AND KAYCE

[mcostelrapper]

II GD THE WEE MAN BUT KAYCE KILLED IT GOTTA ADMIT THE WEE MANS ONLY A COMEDIAN AND DOES A BIT OF RAP BUT GOINE AGAINST MC'S LIKE KAYCE UV GOTTA BE AFF YER MIND ESPECIALLY THE WEE MAN GREW UP WEH MA CUZIN AT PRIMARY N HIGH SCHOOL N AV POSSIBLY MET HIM MORE THAN ANY OTHER RAPPER HAS AS HE SEENS ME ON MA COUSINS LAP WHEN A WAS LIKE A FEW MONTHS OLD :P WEE MAN STILL HAS THE SAME FACE AS HE DID THEN AS MA DAH HAS IT OAN FILM

[rangerschickk2011]

Love this video :) xx

[misfitstattoo]

Wee mans not funny anymore, the first thing he did was but now he's shite.

[xlStonedlx]

Lol ''sketchy cunt runs when he see's police vans'' fuckin brill.

[VeWChrisLovesSarah]

Wee Man when will you be doing more of this or more of your Wee Man ER, Youtube's boring without the wee man updating us!!!!

[2000Cenafan]

my house is across the road from here

[jubodia]

Kayce Ones album has just been released

kayceone-tonismoke.bandcamp(.)­com/album/alphabetics

Free download aswell. You cant beat it.

[nightmarekid1986]

terrible. really fucking shit.