The News With Sean Connery

A skit from my high school comedy variety show: Tuesday Afternoon Prerecorded.

Sean Connery takes the backseat to no man, or reporter - so he interrupts the nightly news to bring us his own special report.

Shot live, in a single take, using old-school MX-50 mixing board technology - the "quality" lends to its humor.

It's also worth pointing out, that when this was shot - Matrix 2 was still several years away (and unannounced), but I just assumed they'd make more.

Digitized from SHVS.

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Jonathan Paula is a 25-year-old professional YouTuber and creator of the hit web series, "Is It A Good Idea To Microwave This?". He graduated from Emerson College in 2008 with a degree in Television Production and Radio Broadcasting. He currently lives in Rockingham, NH with his fiancée.

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[ynkno13]

Wow, this must've been a bitch to edit.

[JPizzle1122]

@ynkno13 - It was done entirely live, actually.

[13hockeyplayer19]

you faggots are so gay its amazing like that banana joke? horrible you just love banana in your ass... poop!!! thats all it was was big fat stinky SHIT and todays joke? wtf who laughed at that in the background? that shit wasnt even funny and that person should go get fucked by that banana with your friend...fag...queer...JOSH TURNER RULES!

[JPizzle1122]

... who

... what?

The joke was UNFUNNY on purpose, jeez - lighten up, I made this my freshman year of High School.

[Riotshoes]

you guys are too harsh

[Draquix]

Such pain... my brain, melting.

[ynkno13]

@JPizzle1122 - Just read that in the description, sorry.

[CntrSnr1]

.......Okaayyyyyy......?

[ph1050]

dude! u gotta b kiddin me! this sucks! shove that banana where the sun dont shine!

[xXFourthSurvivorXx]

Fail.

[13hockeyplayer19]

wow you kids are fucking homos i cried cuz i watched this shit...oh this is 13hockeyplayer19's friend and i wished i had a youtube account so i could say myself how gay you really are and you are ruining sean connery for us all. im gonna have nightmares and cry. JOSH TURNER!

[instant9oatmeal]

that was dumb