The opening number from Theatre Strike Force's Spring 2007 mainstage show.
(January 11, 2007)
Cast (in order of appearance):
Derek as............ Urban Meyer!
Alycia as.............. Tim Higgins!
Nicole as............... Chris Leak!
Jamison as........... Tim Tebow!
Brooks as......... Chris Hetland!
TSF members as... UF & OSU!
[Lyrics: Jamison; Music: Nicole & Jamison]
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URBAN MEYER: Nobody thinks we're going to win this // They say we shouldn't be in this // They say we don't deserve a shot // But USC, they blew it // And I know we can do it // Let's show them all what we've got // They're saying that we suck, guys // We won't defeat the Buckeyes // It should've been the Wolverines. // But I say they can shove it // I know we'll rise above it // And show 'em what Gator football means.
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CHRIS LEAK: When I first arrived at UF in 2003 // It was expected I'd bring the team to victory. // And now we're [SEC] champions, a bit longer it took // Because I wasted two seasons with that idiot Zook. // And now that I'm a senior // And now it's my last game // I want to end with my head held high // And not lowered in shame. // I'll unleash those passes far and wide // Let the talent flow right through me // And when we win, I'll give the finger // To those jackass fans who booed me.
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TIM TEBOW: Tebow want to run! // Tebow want to rush! // Tebow want to conquer, kill // Castrate, curse and crush! // Tebow want the ball! // Tebow want the win! // Coach it's 3rd and short // You must put Tebow in!
Listen to the man they think I am. // But I have complexities that they don't understand // I like the smell of begonias, a lover's sweet caress // And I will admit I cried in The Pursuit of Happyness.
Can a mountain not cry? // Can a bulldozer not weep? // Can a man like me not hold // A teddy bear when he goes to sleep? // Oh I could've been a dancer // Or a master at the flute // But for now I guess I'll settle // For being a bruising brute.
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URBAN MEYER: We have shocked the nation // By becoming number one // They say it couldn't happen // No they said it couldn't be done // Now the Gators brought their game // To a whole other level // Hey Chris Hetland, how'd you make those kicks?
CHRIS HETLAND: I sold my soul to the devil.
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CHRIS LEAK: Hey Gator Nation, what'd you think? // I'm sick of being humble // I didn't throw no interception // Nor did I ever fumble. // I'm going on Jay Leno // To talk about how I played // And when I get back to Gainesville // It's a fact that I'll get laid.
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WHOLE TEAM: So wake up college football // And smell the orange-and-blue // And watch out for the CHOMP! // 'Cause it's coming after you. // Ask any team around // From Georgia to Ohio State // They say if you ain't a Gator // Then you must be Gator Bait!
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