Dumb Noob #7

Dumb Noob and his new friend timlahaye432 are ranting about the updates on the week of the 9th november.

Dialogue:

Hi everyone and I am Dum noob! This is another installment of my rant vids and today I am very annoyed with the jublex making no updates last week yet made like 1 update on both monday and tuesday, like I said before they can't even update on the fucking right days. Oh shit my mum is calling me, gotta eat dinner, B R B.

Hi everyone, you may know me as zezima, I am like the pro est player in the game because like I had the highest XP in the game for a long time and Jadex mods love me. This is like my house and this is my shite, its like the worst of my 5 houses in the RS world just incase some robbers come, anyway. I own like all of you noobs in the game and Jadex stop making the fucking game easier because I am like the real zezima.

Back! Lol Dude, you're not the real zezima, you are Timlahaye432 and isn't this chessy018's house? We are like paying her some amount of cash per minute we are in here for. I heard her rate is like 1 Million geepee per minute.

So um you're paying her the fee after the rant right? Since the name of the video is dumb noob 7.

No WTF you were the one who begged her to allow us to vid here, you're paying her.

No for fucks sake you are. anyway starting with the rant, coz like on the 9th ov november, they released sometihng that does not help us at all! It does not give free money nor easier xpees, all it does is allow us to wear some random haird styles that no one likes anyway. Only noob rockers where mohawk. Why can't you just allow us to shave a corporate logo in our hair, that would be like uber pro.

OMFG Timlayahe432 not im not paying the shitty fee, anyway then you release this shitty update to do with the champions guild, like no one cares about the champions guild because the clue scroll is like fucking rare. It is like 1 in a million to get it and if you do the fight is like too easy, and like I heard you nerfed the rates, if so, then why am i still trying to like no life on imps in falador to get a scroll. OMG Jagex just give everyone of us a scroll each or just allow it to be traded in the G E for no more than 100K I mean no more than 10K each. Seriously like 99% of RS will quit if you do choose to not do this.

OMFG split it plox? And then you release the skill total worlds, thats like unfair,because like the high levels paid you pixel cash to do this update and they basically auto anyway. Like only 1% of the RS population has over 1000 total and they all get it unfairly, its unfair that you lob have to label noobs and put them at a disadvantage by introducing these worlds, soon even more and more worlds will have specific level barriers to enter and that is like racist against noobs like us. My noob brothers! Rise up against the tyranny that jagex has released! Boycott the skill total worlds plox!

Yea ok Tim 1 minute. Then the jablex deicded to release a few more updates that week including Excel's visit, like no one gives a fuck about that guy's visit because the machinima compeition was rigged! There I said it! I like have evidence to prove this, like mod MMG voted him because excel did a special thing for him in the I R L MMORPG, I know this because like I was there. And then like the gagex are trying to hack us with their "send us your specs" scheme! Its a scam, they are like a 3rd party site thats trying to steal our computer info, I know this because after my brother brought some RS cash from some site with nice looking colours and pictures and then he sent his specs to gagex, and then he tried to log onto the RS and it said Password invalid or something, so yea, gagex haxes j00! Logging out bye!

WTF WTF WTF Stupid Dumb Noob does a fancy show and doesn't pay his share, well eff this, im logging too! Bye!

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Comedy

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