DV reads Eragon (Chapter 42: A Warrior and A Healer and Chapter 43: Water from Sand)

Creepers gonna creep

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[OldMac89]

No way man, Urgals are evil because they're freaking monsters. They've got horns and everything!

Although I suppose you can infer that people from Carvahall have heard stories about the Urgals and their evil ways. And the only Urgals he's met wanted to kill/capture him. However, there really isn't enough explanation given as to why he thinks Galbatorix is evil. Sure, Brom said so, but aside from that the only mark against him is... not helping Carvahal... be richer? I'm not sure.

[distinctvagueness]

@OldMac89 Yeah I should've brought up those convincing points: ugly = evil. doing a job = evil. :P Yeah we get more on how "evil Galbatorix" coming up soon.

[Pebbzee]

Snowfire's probably upset XD wall hug... XD Wait what was the point of the last scene, is that supposed to look creepy?

[distinctvagueness]

@Pebbzee Yeah the end was supposed to be creepy. I'm running out of jokes for explaining how much a creeper Eragon is being.

[Narsedax]

I like it. Great job. Keep it up. I'm starting to wonder if Paoloni had anyone read his books before he published them.....with all the holes you've found, it's starting to look that way. It's a wonder these books ever caught on.......

[distinctvagueness]

@Narsedax That's what I thought. Basically, people often overlook many of these errors because they don't think about the implications and context. As far as I can tell he got famous because his parents and him went on tour proclaiming he was a child prodigy with this self-published book. As the saying goes "If you say it loud enough and long enough people will believe it."

[MellFire98babylon]

Looky, finally Eragon did something smart (pull water from underground source) and in the last chapters he was being explained as a stupid immature jerk...... and had to laugh so hard at Saphira..you are a DRAGON a magical creature with IMMENSE knowledge and your saying you are as helpless as a 'horse'.. O.o ... you got giant claws and razor sharp teeth and wings to fly............ huh......have a sudden feel to tear the book, love your videos!!