DR. WILY vs. JUNPEI ~ BitForums Video Game Rap Battle Tournament

AuraKnight guest stars as Dr. Wily, along with adding a few personal touches of his own. I apologize that the background track is so quiet during the second half.

Lyrics: (by TheMightyBox and GigaNerd17)

Wily: Hello, Junpei, and welcome to stage select.
Which super-powered robot would you like to die to next?
Your insignificant brain can't even comprehend my coup.
I hope you realize, when I take over, I'm destroying everyone wearing blue.
You thought Clover was crazy, well I won't be so sound.
You don't have your girlfriend to save you this time around.
In fact how 'bout this, let me cut you a deal.
Quit now and I won't kill her off for real.

Junpei: I would say you're like very other villain except one thing.
You're the only one I know who's name means absolutely nothing.
I bet you don't even have a doctorate you crazy old loon.
You're plans are about as wily as the coyote from the cartoon.
Its a miracle you can even walk a straight line.
I mean, who else loses to the same guy so many times?
You're not even a hassle, might as well kick up my feet.
I'll beat you down like your name was, uh, Beat.

Wily: Wrong on so many accounts, I should get you a muzzle.
Trust me, I'm more than your puny sudoku puzzle.
Around here the dead stay dead, regardless of insanities
like energetic fields that connect things living things, oh please.
I have an army supporting me, what do you have that's effective.
A belly dancer, blind guy, and some ex-detective.
I'll jump you with Cut Man, he'll slice you into bacon
And by the time you get to Torch Man, poor boy, you'll be shakin'!

Junpei: I don't need Seven or Snake just to finish this song.
I just need a robotic wrench monkey, am I wrong?
I'll knock you down like Bubble Man, I'll hunt you down like Zero
And you know that I'll win, 'cause I'm the f***ing hero!
You're AI is so weak, I'll have your robots on your buns.
A few wires from any man and you'll be looking like the 9th one.
So don't be coming at me like you think you're on top.
you'll just keel over in a minute here pops.

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[Traviszerabbid]

WILY WON!

[dwreanchinotan]

wily won