Flying Spaghetti Monster Preacher
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@TheDrewManXD I am not interested in beer or prostitution. This is not even a real religion
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@TheNightFurryRocks HE BOILED FOR YOUR SINS BLASPHEMER! DO YOU WANT TO END UP IN HELL WHERE THE BEER IS STALE AND THE PROSTITUTES HAVE STDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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The flying spaghetti monster isa FAGGOT
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@ericoffire1 I read about an old woman who lived in a giant shoe..... accept the love of the giant cow or wallow in dung for all eternity!
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This dude deserves an A+, may many noodly appendages touch him for doing this...err...well, just don't let them in your pants and you'll be fine I guess...dinner first, then groping...pasta anyone?
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@ericoffire1 he boiled for your sins!!!!!!!!!!!
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@TheDrewManXD you are an idiot
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"The theory of gravity is only a theory!"
Oh my Darwin. Rape me.
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(We also believe because heaven provides beer and strippers.)
He boiled for YOUR sins!
fab42 5 months ago 21
BLASPHEMER! There is a Hell and it's filled with stale beer and prostitutes who have STDs!
JAB63096 5 months ago 9