The Distance (Skyrim Parody)

The Distance by Cake, with some Skyrim junk

Picture from an awesome blog: http://askmlcblobs.tumblr.com

mp3: http://www.mediafire.com/?e47nchn453ga4bc
instrumental: http://www.mediafire.com/?zkldc2uh81pisye

Lyrics:
Reluctantly crouched, execution time.
Imperials, thinking, everything's fine.
Captain says yep, the axe goes up,
Churning and burning, dragon says nup.

He deftly manoeuvres, and torches the ranks,
Fire burning fast, hero gives thanks.
Reckless and wild, they pour through the turns,
Their prowess is potent, and secretly stern.

As they speed to the finish, the 'cloaks go down.
Before too long, they're way out of town.
The city is empty, except for one dragon,
Torching, and scorching, as fast as he can.

The sun has gone down and the moon has come up,
And long ago our hero left the round-up,
But he's rising, and striving, continues to learn,
About that plot for which he still yearns.

He's going the distance.
He's going for speed.
Heading for High Hrothgar, 'cause he's the dovahkiin.

Because he's playing, and slaying, and saving the nords,
He's fighting, and biting, and riding on his horse.
He's going the distance

Yeah!

Not peaceful, not helpful, not all good not fine.
It's ravaged by war everywhere he finds.
Bowel shaking dragons which he kills by force,
Assail him, impale him, with monster truck force.
In his mind daedra's messing, and trolls meet his blade.
Then it's back to the merchants so that they can trade.
Cause he's playing, and slaying, and saving the nords,
He's fighting and biting and riding on his horse.

The sun has gone down and the moon has come up,
And long ago our hero left the round-up,
But he's rising, and striving, continues to learn,
About that plot for which he still yearns.

Cause he's going the distance.
He's going for speed.
Heading for High Hrothgar, no arrow in the knee.

Because he's playing, and slaying, and saving the nords,
He's fighting, and biting, and riding on his horse.
He's playing, and slaying, and saving the nords,
He's fighting and biting and riding on his horse.

He's going the distance.
He's going for speed.
He's going the distance...


First time I've tried singing, hope it doesn't break your ears too much!
This was recorded with a $2 lapel mic, so that might be why the audio doesn't sound great
Oh, and the instrumental is just a random midi file I found on the web, imported into FL Studio, and played around with until I got it sounding nice

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Parody
• Spoof
• The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim
• The Distance (song)
• Skyrim
• Song

[XxPh3nom3nalxX]

How can there be dislikes?..(Not trying to troll) Sing louder or quiet the music. 

[DannehOaks]

@XxPh3nom3nalxX Haha, thanks. Working on singing a bit better/louder in the future!

[pgdarth95]

@MonkeyDLuffy444 Raises hand

BRONAH-KIIN, PONY BORN

[MonkeyDLuffy444]

who clicked cause they saw twilight