Uncle Jay Explains: Dec. 7, 2009

Groups go gaga for Sarah! Globe goes green in Copenhagen! Gitmo goons go to Gotham! Tiger doesn't go anywhere. Uncle Jay explains it all!

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Copenhagen
• COP15
• Climategate
• Tiger
• Woods
• Sarah
• Palin
• Going
• Rogue
• Lady
• Gaga
• BCS
• Elin
• Nordegren
• Dubai
• Salahi

[shamgar001]

How does higher prices mean dollars are more valuable? If a piece of gold costs $1 today, and $2 tomorrow, that means that one dollar can only buy half as much, thusw lower value.

Also, CF lighbulbs don't save that much engery, and if you hang them upside down, they don't last nearly as long as incandescent.

Also, have you noticed that all of the tax fraud scandals of late have been coming from the left?

[aep1974]

Does nobody remember what today commemorates? Kids aren't learning our history, I thought Uncle Jay would talk about Pearl Harbor. **sigh**

[ferretswillrule2]

Hahaha! I see what you did there!

[johnnybravo234]

Isn't it ironic that the copenhagen scandal started on Dec, 7th?

[poppanolan]

Sharp post...nice work!

[avalonwings16]

We can all conserve energy a bit more by using energy efficient lightbulbs, turning off lights when we aren't using them, as well as making less garbage by buying more raw fruits and vegetables and less items with tons of packaging.

Try walking or riding a bike to and from school or work sometimes if you live close enough - it'll save on your parents gas for their cars and help save the ozone layer!

[turbomother09]

its a clusterf... LOL

[Sleeeeve24]

I love you uncle jay!!!! :)

[JumpForJohn]

actually, as prices go up, so does the value of the dollar. Also, how are they doubling the cost of energy when they're starting to use more energy efficient lightbulbs that last longer and use LESS energy? And maybe taxes wouldnt have doubled if the people on the right payed them?

[JumpForJohn]

haha he almost said cluster fuck.

[ArtistaAndaluz]

Are you serious?! If so, you are totally clueless to anything he is doing!!!