oil of joy fellowship
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I thought maybe the oil was 3 in 1 oil just like that Christian god of theirs supposedly is.
LOL
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Maybe they will be open minded enough to let each parishoner choose his or her own oil of joy without the threat of condemnation. Oh, wait. Condemnation of others is part of the payoff to the faithful.
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AWW SWEET! Man I love your house! It's so warm and comfortable and MANLY! It's like the ultimate man cave! Very well designed. Good stuff.
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Amen!
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Bring on the annointing!!!!! Yelled the pastor just before he stripped of his clothes and jumped in with the girls.
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From their website"Gods word to Barbaras heart was that this oil would bring forth His aroma-the fragrance of the Lord that covered His garments. (Ps 45:7-8)"
I wonder if he smelled like fish?
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I can't help feeling their was a missing letter that had fallen off the first word. The problem with that theory is that I can't think of a letter that makes it seem any less strange.
"Oil of joy" - that would be virgin olive oil infused with chilli flakes drizzled on a pizza.
Why you lowdowndirtyrottensumbitch...
Made me have a spit take!!!
:D
TheRedneckAtheist 2 years ago
thanks man, this one's for you!
holybabble 2 years ago
My wife walked in the room at the exact moment those girls started wrestling. I had some splaining to do, Lucy. Anyway, I must join this church. Directions?
DarkMatter2525 2 years ago
the same happened to me!
i said, "it's for the video i'm making about that church." darcie said, "then put your weiner in your pants." LOL jk (no i'm not, yes i am.)
holybabble 2 years ago
Oh if only church was just slippery girls. XD
Maybe then I would NOT sleep in on Sundays.
"And the Lord said unto thee 'The people of Israel shall useth the sacred oil, that of K and that of Y, so that they may go forth and enjoy what the Lord hath given them. And that they might notice the holy sensation of proper lubrication."
- 1 Thrustians 4:22
MagnusIan 2 years ago 5
that was very nicely quoted, however, the verse actually is further into the book of thrustians...
it is 1 thrustians 69:69.
lol
holybabble 2 years ago