Austin Powers- Doctor Evil
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can't believe I'm doing this for my monologue in drama
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@Phriendship same here! HAHAHAHA
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he made outlandish claims like he invented the question mark. LMAO
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Some times he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy, the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical, summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard really. At the age of 12 I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian woman named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. Breathtaking, I suggest you try it.
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My fathher would Womannizzze, he would drink....
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@desertmouse1 Breathtaking
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1 person is a 15 year old french prostitute with webbed feet
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how do you make a meat helmet? :D
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Scott is the one person who disliked this.
brilliant writing
desertmouse1 1 year ago 18
I wanna do this monologue for theatre class.
Phriendship 4 months ago 11