Alert icon
We're changing our privacy policy. This stuff matters.  Learn more  Dismiss

Austin Powers- Doctor Evil

Loading...

Sign in or sign up now!
19,202
Loading...
Alert icon
Sign in or sign up now!
Alert icon

Uploaded by on Oct 9, 2007

Dr Evil talks about his past

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

License:

Standard YouTube License

    +1'd by 2 people
  • likes, 2 dislikes

Link to this comment:

Share to:

Top Comments

  • brilliant writing

    

  • I wanna do this monologue for theatre class.

see all

All Comments (22)

Sign In or Sign Up now to post a comment!
  • can't believe I'm doing this for my monologue in drama

  • @Phriendship same here! HAHAHAHA

  • he made outlandish claims like he invented the question mark. LMAO

  • Some times he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy, the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical, summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard really. At the age of 12 I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian woman named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. Breathtaking, I suggest you try it.

  • My fathher would Womannizzze, he would drink....

  • @desertmouse1 Breathtaking

  • 1 person is a 15 year old french prostitute with webbed feet

  • how do you make a meat helmet? :D

  • Scott is the one person who disliked this.

Loading...
0 / 00Unsaved Playlist Return to active list
    1. Your queue is empty. Add videos to your queue using this button:
      or sign in to load a different list.
    Loading...Loading...Saving...
    • Clear all videos from this list
    • Learn more